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Friday the 13th

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Jason Voorhees was hungry but the counselors were too busy getting it on, so he ate all their snacks. But they didn't agree with his digestive system and the shit he took was so big and massive it ruined the plumbing and the camp went broke fixing it. So they kicked him and his mother out and they blew it up. Now the campers' ghosts come back every year and shit on the pillows.

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