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What amount of people think that the most cancerous fandom is the furry fandom? Everybody? Nobody? It doesn't matter, at least to me anyway.
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<syntaxhighlight lang="bash">
$ wget http://cancerousfurrygames.org/files/
</syntaxhighlight>
The downloaded file was located in my downloads folder. I extracted the <code>.zip</code> archive onto my desktop. I opened the directory it extracted and saw a <code>.exe</code> file in there named "furrys.exe". Though my operating system was
The first thing I saw was an anthropomorphic animal. Something just seemed off with it. I never got the chance to observe the animal as the title screen shown up before I could do so. The title said the game was titles "Furries", omitting the <code>.exe</code> file extension. It looked very cartoonish and not the photorealistic graphics I'm in to. Since I never really bother to look at title screens I just went ahead and started playing. While the game was loading I saw what was presumably the same anthropomorphic animal. This time, it was here long enough for me to observe. It was a female anthropomorphic rabbit, but something was off with it. I didn't know what but it doesn't matter to me.
The game finished loading and the game's protagonist found themselves in a broken-down building. Asking themselves "What has happened here?" I decided to get them out of the room that they started in to go to the next room. There, They saw something very weird. It was three Neopagan pentagrams connected like the Borromean
I controlled the protagonist into a room filled with darkness. They saw a mirror in there and looked at themselves. From what I could observe they were also an anthropomorphic animal—an anthropomorphic lion
After that the game crashed with a blank error message, and Ubuntu ran into a kernel panic. I was forced to restart my computer. When I logged in, everything was there, like nothing happened. I decided to not play the game for a while, but I was forced to when I was put under pressure by my friend when I told him I didn't play much of the game.
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"It is a symbol representing that same entity. By itself the Neopagan pentagram is associated with Satanism, but this entity has nothing to do with that. Please leave now."
I controlled Zelona to go further into looking for a building which can be entered. It was only after 5 more appearances of the "Borromean Neopagan pentagrams" in which she finally found an area she can enter. The building was still standing, surprisingly. Zelona entered the building only to encounter the impersonator. Unlike last time,
I later woke up in the ruins of what presumably was the city in that game. The damage is even
While exploring these ruins I noticed a familiar
"Why was I muted when I tried to yell at them?"
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I, not as Zelona, woke up after that event. I decide to restart the computer as it ran into a kernel panic for a while. I don't know how long I was taking Zelona's body but it doesn't matter to me either. After the computer booted up again, I noticed that the furries.exe folder was still there. What else I noticed though, was that the background picture was the Borromean Neopagan pentagrams. From what I know, there is no Linux software I know about that changes the background picture. I opened the furries.exe folder. Everything was still there, but there was a new file named options.ini. This was a configuration file that I never noticed before. It may be used by the game and removing it may cause the game to become unplayable. I decided not to even open it unless I had a reason to do so.
I ran the game, and this time Zelona was in the barren wasteland that was once a city. She noticed the same symbol immediately this
"But I would never kill anybody! Should we look for another choice?"
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I asked myself "What is the options.ini file for?"
Breaking the fourth wall, the rabbit replied "The options.ini file is basically self-
"Should I manually modify it?"
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"From my knowledge modifying the file incorrectly could cause problems. You could try to open it, though."
I exited the game to open the options.ini file. the majority of these options were basic
<syntaxhighlight lang="ini">
impersonatorentity="rabbit"
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Out of curiosity, I changed the value to <code>"none"</code>. I saved the file and ran the game again. There was no entity was visible in the loading screen. I simply closed the game and changed the value of <code>impersonatorentity</code> to <code>"Zelona Froshiva"</code>. Almost immediately after saving the file, I ran the game again. This time Zelona was the entity being impersonated.
In the game, I controlled Zelona to look around for the rabbit this time. Almost immediately she found her. I asked them "Who is the entity impersonating now?" She responded "They are impersonating Zelona
When the game finished loading, Zelona found herself next to a wall. This may suggest that this takes place in either the United States or Mexico. The rabbit was next to her. I asked her "Why do you know so much about this game?" She replied "It's actually very hard to explain. For now, lets say I have access to this game's files."
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"Donald John Trump. I know this as I read the options.ini file to check for changes."
Zelona asked the rabbit "What country are we in?" The rabbit responded "The United
Zelona somehow became fearful of something as I controlled her to look for something out of place in this wreckage. Yet nothing was there, as of now. She only spotted the Borromean Neopagan pentagrams, and had no reaction this time. Donald Trump walked into her
It actually felt pleasuring, which is ironic because the event of the game have nothing with this. Although it persisted, I just ignored it while I booted up my computer. The first thing I did was modify the options.ini
Within five minutes, she found it. I also spotted the rabbit nearby. It always seems she is following Zelona. I told the rabbit "I have to kill you, so I can kill the impersonator." The rabbit nodded, ready to be sacrificed. I then proceeded to control Zelona so she can kill her. She stabbed the rabbit straight in the heart, causing loud screams of agony before she died. ''The impersonator should now be killable,'' I thought.
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I almost started giving in to the pleasure as the fur has started to grow up my neck. Again, I just ignored it, but the fur finally started to concern me. I looked at my hands. My nails were changing into claws. I had one question on my mind, that being ''How could such a thing be possible?'' I looked at my feet and saw the nails on my toes changes to claws. It baffles me how this is possible.
The fur has started to grow on my face, and only now have I noticed that it had the colour similar to that of a lion's fur. A muzzle similar to a lion's started to develop. I can only assume that I'm
I tried to look at my feet again and saw that I now have breasts. Now I know I'm becoming female. The bra size may easily be around a GG cup. My shirt was ripped apart because of this. I also felt my buttocks growing, which did nothing to my clothes as I was only wearing a shirt for no reason at all. I tried to run the game again, but was only met by an error message saying ''"Why would you play a game that you already won?"''
[[File:Game error message.svg|thumb|170px|A vector graphics recreation of the error message I received.]]
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