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{{Note credit|This is a fictional joke story written by Schizima for laughs. Don't take it seriously.}}
Do you remember that TV show, Futurama? Well, the show was created
It mostly started with characters that hear voices.
Anyway, I initially required the VHS and know all of this after doing some research because I was given the VHS by accident- it was sent to the wrong address and I- an average, all around American Joe, just some guy
The episode starts as normal, but
Dr. Zoidberg is missing his claws and is bleeding from his head.
▲Anyway, I initially required the VHS and know all of this after doing some research because I was given the VHS by accident- it was sent to the wrong address and I- an average, all around American Joe, just some guy you’d find on the street- Me. I received it. And what I saw shocked, confused and scared me.
Now the show was called Futurama as a deep metaphor, it being a futuristic drama. But what happened next shocked me to the core of my being and made me never want to watch this fine television program again.
▲The episode starts as normal, but it’s a twist ending that I did not expect. You see Philip J. Fry and the fellow cast members at the Planet Express HQ, but they seem different, sadder and more disturbed.
Fry looked really mad, but he was the only cast member who still had his hands. His eyes were glassy.
▲Dr. Zoidberg is missing his claws and is bleeding from his head. “No hands for zoidberg!” You see the muscles in his bleeding wrist sockets expand and contract, as the professor is shown cooking some delicious crab legs. Wait- those were his arms! Professor Farnsworth was cooking and eating Dr. Zoidberg’s hands. “Oh wait, these aren’t the hands I ordered.” You see him open a microwave in the Planet Express lounge and remove some slightly burned HUMAN HANDS. I shuddered, this was disturbing as all get out. “Wait a minute- these are human hands!” Professor Farnsworth is shown biting a finger off and spitting it out in horror.
▲Now the show was called Futurama as a deep metaphor, it being a futuristic drama. But what happened next shocked me to the core of my being and made me never want to watch this fine television program again. “Gadzooks!” Professor Farnsworth screamed. The other cast members are shown in the corner with their hands cut off, including Asian Amy Wong, Turanga Leela, Lord Nibbler and Captain Zapp Brannigan.
▲Fry looked really mad, but he was the only cast member who still had his hands. His eyes were glassy. “It’s bender! That robot- Bender. That. Robot.” This didn’t make any sense. You see his crooked finger point angrily at the robot in the corner, smiling, with a necklace full of severed human hands.
A HAND SCANNING MACHINE IS SHOWN IN THE BACKGROUND, WITH AN OUTLINE OF A HAND.
He starts to talk.
What happened next was truly frightening.
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That was when Fry picked up a chair and threw it at bender, slamming it into his head. He screams and his eyes get scrambled, and you see a picture of a car crash and then a bird getting its neck brutally chopped off inside his eye, with highly realistic gore visible.
Bender picks up a knife, and instead of cutting off his best
I was about to shut the tape off. What the fuck was I watching? This was a bunch of shit, no wonder
Actually, it's not real. But let's continue.
Bender cut his own hand off, revealing a small saw inside one of his fingers he never showed on the show, along with a bottle opener, a gun, and a bunch of broken pieces of glass and metal inside his corroded innards. And that was when it happened, disturbingly enough Fry puts his hand out and Bender, now trusting his friend, allows his robot friend to cut his hand off, with blood, and what sounds like a real actor screaming, not the actor acting, but a human screaming because an organ is actually being sawn off. Blood is pouring as Fry stumbles across the rest of the dead bodies and the Asian, jewish, german and Hispanic versions of the new cast members, as he inserts his severed hand into the hand scanning device.▼
▲Bender cut his own hand off, revealing a small saw inside one of his fingers he never showed on the show, along with a bottle opener, a gun, and a bunch of broken pieces of glass and metal inside his corroded innards. And that was when it happened, disturbingly enough Fry puts his hand out and Bender, now trusting his friend, allows his robot friend to cut his hand off, with blood, and what sounds like a real actor screaming, not the actor acting, but a human screaming because an organ is actually being sawn off. Blood is pouring as Fry stumbles across the rest of the dead bodies and the Asian, jewish, german greek, italian, russian, and Hispanic versions of the new cast members, as he inserts his severed hand into the hand scanning device.
The door opens and Fry wakes up. You hear the futurama theme playing in a soft jingle in the background, so soft, just a little jingle.
That
You see a crying pizza delivery boy ride a bicycle home in the pouring rain, Philip J. Fry from Futurama. The Futurama theme plays, but its slower, more somber, more drowned out, as the very average, very boring, very ordinary looking new York city background is shown, in highly graphic detail.
Actually, none of this happened. I lied. Whoops.
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