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{{Note credit|This is a fictional joke story written by Schizima for laughs. Don't take it seriously.}}
Do you remember that TV show, Futurama? Well, the show was created as an intentional attempt at creating a family friendly sitcom that takes place in the future. What a lot of people
It mostly started with characters that hear voices. The writers were hearing voices at this time in their career, so the production studios moved downstairs into the basement and eventually the sewer system of Hollywood.
Anyway, I initially required the VHS and know all of this after doing some research because I was given the VHS by accident- it was sent to the wrong address and I- an average, all around American Joe, just some guy
The episode starts as normal, but
Dr. Zoidberg is missing his claws and is bleeding from his head.
Now the show was called Futurama as a deep metaphor, it being a futuristic drama. But what happened next shocked me to the core of my being and made me never want to watch this fine television program again.
Fry looked really mad, but he was the only cast member who still had his hands. His eyes were glassy.
A HAND SCANNING MACHINE IS SHOWN IN THE BACKGROUND, WITH AN OUTLINE OF A HAND.
He starts to talk.
What happened next was truly frightening.
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That was when Fry picked up a chair and threw it at bender, slamming it into his head. He screams and his eyes get scrambled, and you see a picture of a car crash and then a bird getting its neck brutally chopped off inside his eye, with highly realistic gore visible.
Bender picks up a knife, and instead of cutting off his best
I was about to shut the tape off. What the fuck was I watching? This was a bunch of shit, no wonder they never aired this garbage, which is totally real, not a fake VHS, but real. All of this is real, and if you
Actually, it's not real. But let's continue.
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The door opens and Fry wakes up. You hear the futurama theme playing in a soft jingle in the background, so soft, just a little jingle.
That
You see a crying pizza delivery boy ride a bicycle home in the pouring rain, Philip J. Fry from Futurama. The Futurama theme plays, but its slower, more somber, more drowned out, as the very average, very boring, very ordinary looking new York city background is shown, in highly graphic detail.
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