Futurama: The Lost Episode: Difference between revisions
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(Created page with "{{Note credit|This is a fictional joke story written by Schizima. Don't take it seriously.}} Do you remember that TV show, Futurama? Well, the show was created by Matt Groening as an intentional attempt at creating a family friendly sitcom that takes place in the future. What a lot of people don’t know is that there is a missing episode of Futurama that completely changes the show’s canon and contains some disturbing material that definitely WAS NOT family friendly....") |
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See- Fox has an odd way of auditing episodes. They demand that each “screener pilot” is sent in a manila envelope and sealed using the saliva, which is tested in a DNA laboratory to ensure that either Groening or another high producer has personally licked the envelope. Matt Groening is supposedly a free mason and this is a common practice. Plus, Fox has all their saliva in the company’s body fluid archives, archives of the fluids, including the urine, blood, saliva and in some cases even semen of the producers.
Actually, no they don't and I just made that up because I'm incredibly delusional. Stop reading the story from this point on. It's awful.
Anyway, I initially required the VHS and know all of this after doing some research because I was given the VHS by accident- it was sent to the wrong address and I- an average, all around American Joe, just some guy you’d find on the street- Me. I received it. And what I saw shocked, confused and scared me.
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You see a crying pizza delivery boy ride a bicycle home in the pouring rain, Philip J. Fry from Futurama. The Futurama theme plays, but its slower, more somber, more drowned out, as the very average, very boring, very ordinary looking new York city background is shown, in highly graphic detail.
Actually, none of this happened. I lied. Whoops.
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