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A HAND SCANNING MACHINE IS SHOWN IN THE BACKGROUND, WITH AN OUTLINE OF A HAND.
 
He starts to talk. "Dna Test. Dna test…test..." Indeed the hands were going into a weird, hand scanning machine. Benders right eye socket falls out revealing a hollow hole which blood or red oil pours out of. "I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family!" Bender picks up one of the hands and starts slapping himself in the face with it. He pointed at the camera…atcamera...at me!
 
What happened next was truly frightening.
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Bender picks up a knife, and instead of cutting off his best friend's hand, saws off his own. "I'm not Bender." He said, and in fact, he looked a little disheveled. "I'm cutter." He gives the severed hand to Fry along with the severed hands of the cast members.
 
"none of this exists." The robot says. "And not just because I'm a robot and you're human, or this is a future, fry, fry. None of this exists…exists... not because this is a cartoon or because we're all dead or because professor Farnsworth cloned us from his semen…Frysemen...Fry. Fry."
 
I was about to shut the tape off. What the fuck was I watching? This was a bunch of shit, no wonder they never aired this garbage, which is totally real, not a fake VHS, but real. All of this is real, and if you don't believe me you can go fuck yourself.
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"Fry, open your eyes." A voice whispers.
 
That wasn't a cryogenic freezing machine…machine... it was a VR device. And though it felt as though twenty years had passed, fry had only been gone for twenty seconds. If you ever watched the original pilot episode, you remember that Fry originally got sent to the future in a cryogenic freezing machine. But it wasn't a cryogenic freezing machine…machine... at all.
 
"Someone's been going around cutting off hands!" Fry said angrily. Dr. Farnsworth walked in, it was an older gentleman, but he was more realistically drawn. A plate of crabcakes lay in the background, along with an arcade machine featuring a cyclops character. The doctor sighed. "It was a love simulation." He said, sighing. We saw you fall into the machine because it looked like nobody loved you, and nobody did, as far as we know." He said. He continued. "We'd been watching you for years, that lonely pizza delivery man, not a friend in the world. So we wrote a simulation regarding the future. We gave you friends, we gave you family, we gave you a love interest, we even gave you an uncle that looked just like me." He sighed. "But through it all, you never completed the simulation, you never did what we wanted you to do. You never found true love, Fry. And now it's too late, and besides, it's New Years." You hear a lot of screaming and explosions outside as people start celebrating happy new years. Fry couldn't get up because he appeared to be in the midst of a seizure or paralyzed.
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