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{{Note credit|This is a fictional joke story written by Schizima for laughs. Don't take it seriously.}}
Do you remember that TV show, Futurama? Well, the show was created
It mostly started with characters that hear voices.
Anyway, I initially required the VHS and know all of this after doing some research because I was given the VHS by accident- it was sent to the wrong address and I- an average, all around American Joe, just some guy you’d find on the street- Me. I received it. And what I saw shocked, confused and scared me.
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“none of this exists.” The robot says. “And not just because I’m a robot and you’re human, or this is a future, fry, fry. None of this exists… not because this is a cartoon or because we’re all dead or because professor Farnsworth cloned us from his semen…Fry. Fry.”
I was about to shut the tape off. What the fuck was I watching? This was a bunch of shit, no wonder
Actually, it's not real. But let's continue.
Bender cut his own hand off, revealing a small saw inside one of his fingers he never showed on the show, along with a bottle opener, a gun, and a bunch of broken pieces of glass and metal inside his corroded innards. And that was when it happened, disturbingly enough Fry puts his hand out and Bender, now trusting his friend, allows his robot friend to cut his hand off, with blood, and what sounds like a real actor screaming, not the actor acting, but a human screaming because an organ is actually being sawn off. Blood is pouring as Fry stumbles across the rest of the dead bodies and the Asian, jewish, german and Hispanic versions of the new cast members, as he inserts his severed hand into the hand scanning device.▼
▲Bender cut his own hand off, revealing a small saw inside one of his fingers he never showed on the show, along with a bottle opener, a gun, and a bunch of broken pieces of glass and metal inside his corroded innards. And that was when it happened, disturbingly enough Fry puts his hand out and Bender, now trusting his friend, allows his robot friend to cut his hand off, with blood, and what sounds like a real actor screaming, not the actor acting, but a human screaming because an organ is actually being sawn off. Blood is pouring as Fry stumbles across the rest of the dead bodies and the Asian, jewish, german greek, italian, russian, and Hispanic versions of the new cast members, as he inserts his severed hand into the hand scanning device.
The door opens and Fry wakes up. You hear the futurama theme playing in a soft jingle in the background, so soft, just a little jingle.
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Actually, none of this happened. I lied. Whoops.
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