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It all started 53 years ago, back when I was a fully grown little
One day, while I was jumping through the street, I happened upon a large vehicle, which clobbered me violently into a nearby window. After getting my bearings, I looked up to see a young
He looked up at me with those big, vibrating eyes. His two lower teeth quivered in confusion. "Muh, mahma," he said softly.
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This was my chance! I ran at him screaming and stomping my feet, scrambling his brain in sheer confusion. I shoved him as hard as I could and grabbed his Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition, and I ran out the door. I leaped back down the street towards my home. I pulled open the door by its big, smelly handle and I let myself in quietly. I snuck past my many parents and shut myself into my room. I had made it. Finally, a Gameboy Advance SP to call my own. I will have to keep it hidden from my family. I shouldn't ever allow them to know...
I took the Gameboy SP in my small, beautiful hands, and proceeded to slide the switch to "ON" mode. I will never forget that wonderful sound it made the first time I turned it on. And that wonderful Nintendo logo splashed my screen in sheer delight. I blew out my candle, and I pulled my curtain shut tight. I wanted absolutely
Suddenly, a small man appeared on-screen. Shortly after, the word "Mario" started flashing behind him. I assume this man is the man known as "Mario". I had seen adverts showing him on television. The title of the screen slowly lowered itself in from the top of the screen.
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My hart sank... as I noticed a dead pixel in the lower left region of the screen.
"Beggars can't be choosers," I thought to myself, however, and I pressed the start button with my
A vast landscape with clouds, bushes, and bricks appeared before my very eye. And there he was. The familiar "Mario" man I had grown to enjoy.
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I got to the fourth level without much problems. I looked into a nearby mirror and smiled at myself with one eyebrow raised and I said loudly, "Does this game think I am not good? I can handle anything it throws my way! Ahhh huhaaaaa! Auuhhh..."
Suddenly, the screen turned black... And I don't just mean
I said out loud, "Is this a hole I see before me?" and it echoed, like a hole
I wiped a large chunk of sweat from my flopping brow. "That was weird," I thought in a big bubble next to my head.
The level loaded, but this time it took a lot longer. Mario stood in place so I pushed right and he began running. I noticed the graphics were getting all jumbly. Also, the music was becoming less like the Mario theme,
I was nearing the first gap of the stage to jump over. As I drew closer, I readied my sweating, pink thumb over the 'A' button. The gap was here! I pushed the button, but Mario didn't jump... He just screamed.
I pushed left as far as I could and he grounded to a halt, right at the edge of the gap. I pushed 'A' frantically and repeatedly to try and make him jump, but he just screamed and screamed.
The camera zoomed in on my face as I pummel that 'A' button, trying to make Mario fill that air above his body, but all that filled the air were my friend Mario's screams of fear.
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I said, "No more!"
I pulled the cartridge from the Gameboy Advance SP and I threw it out my window. It landed in some mud outside and I laughed and I closed my window. I turned around
I gasped and I said to myself, "Nooo... It can not be!"
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The gameboy turned itself back on. Mario's face appeared with hyperrealistic skin pores and bloody chapped lips.
He spoke softly,
I screamed aloud, louder than an eagle of the night, "There must be someway to undo this curse!"
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I decided the only way to rid myself from this curse was to beat the game. I ran up to the first gap of the level. I pushed 'A' and Mario just screamed again.
I fell into the hole and Mario lost a life. This is when I noticed my skin began to rot and turn slightly green.
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"What on Earth is happening, Mario?" I asked Mario.
I asked, "How can I beat the game with only screams? I cannot jump gaps by screaming!"
I screamed.
I decided NOT to beat the game in fear of me rotting! I decided that I was going to do the right thing. I ran out of my room pushing my feeble mother out of my way in the hallway. I ran down the street to the boy's house. Thunder bellowed and rain pitter-pattered on my crying face. Finally, I reached the house. I leaped up to the boy's window and let myself in. The room was dark.
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"Who the flip are you people," I asked with tears running down my chinny-chin-chin.
"We are this boy's family," a woman replied, "I was his mother
She pointed into the center of the room where a small, white coffin was suspended over a hole. My heart sank.
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"Is your boy inside that box?" I asked with an eyebrow raised and a finger on my chin.
"Yes, a crazed person broke into our home, ravaged our beautiful 20 year old son and stole his
Everything went slow. I dropped to my knees. I held the gameboy tightly in my clenched fist. "Could this be MY fault?" I asked myself politely.
His mother walked over to me with a big, fat tear in her eye. She told me, "it really means a lot that a stranger would let himself into our home to pay respects to a boy he didn't know. I'm sure you two would've gotten along great." She then pointed to the priest and said, "Please lower our
The priest did just that. He pulled on a lever with a shiny red ball on it. The coffin started going down!
I shoved the mother from my and I sprinted toward the coffin. I jumped on that coffin and the ropes snapped. I began falling into the Earth with the
I pried open the coffin as we fell and I shoved the gameboy into his tiny, cold mouth. "Free me of this curse,
I noticed that we weren't hitting the bottom, and that the darkness in this hole reminded me of the dark I saw in the Gameboy. Could this be what I saw before?
From the darkness, a floating, black and white head of Mario appeared. He said to me,
"This is what I get for stealing, I guess," I said as I shrugged.
Suddenly, Mario appeared again. He said,
I looked over on my bed and the Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition was gone!
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My mother opened the door and she said, "My son! My beautiful son! I make you eggs on toast," and she threw it on my bed and left with a smile on her face.
I-I-r... I realized
Everything would be alright. And though the
Thanks... to me.
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