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My name is Sarah Evans. Recently, my boyfriend – Richard – decided to reclaim his childhood by playing some old Mario game on the NES. Naturally, he invited me along to play, and me, being curious, accepted.
When I got to
"What is it, Rick?
"W-well, I was waiting for you to come over, and I was g-getting impatient, and decided to play myself,
His voice trailed off into a whimper. "Just come with me,
I followed him inside, into his living room. There, he had the game system hooked up to the TV.
"L-look,
I took a look. I
"C-
"If I could tell, I
"L-look!
"And...?"
"
"Rick,
He whimpered, which I took to be a yes.
I took the controller, selected the "one
Richard screamed, and I exclaimed, "Cool!
"W-what do you mean
"The whole
"B-but
"So? Still looks cool.
"
"Rich?
"Yes?
"Stop being a pussy.
I continued playing the game, jumping on koopas (
Soon enough, I ended up dying by falling down a pit. I heard Mario scream in pain. Rich howled along with him, tears in his eyes.
"Rich, what the hell is wrong with you?
"
"Well, yeah.
"
"No. Should it have?
"Yes! That was the scream of a real living being!
I facepalmed. Hard.
"What?
He was so invested in his insane rant that he
"W-what did you do?
"I freed Mario from his prison hellhole or whatever. Happy now?
Some days, I have no idea why I put up with this man.
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