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My name is Sarah Evans. Recently, my boyfriend – Richard – decided to reclaim his childhood by playing some old Mario game on the NES. Naturally, he invited me along to play, and me, being curious, accepted.
When I got to
"What is it, Rick?" I asked upon noticing the abject terror on his face.
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"L-look," he practically squeaked.
I took a look. I
"C-
"If I could tell, I
"L-look!
"And…?"
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"Rick,
He whimpered, which I took to be a yes.
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Richard screamed, and I exclaimed, "Cool!"
"W-what do you mean ‘cool?
"The whole ‘hellish
"B-but
"So? Still looks cool."
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"Rich?" I asked, sweetly.
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"Stop being a pussy."
I continued playing the game, jumping on koopas (
Soon enough, I ended up dying by falling down a pit. I heard Mario scream in pain. Rich howled along with him, tears in his eyes.
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"Rich, what the hell is wrong with you?" I asked.
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"Well, yeah."
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"No. Should it have?"
"Yes! That was the scream of a real living being!
I facepalmed. Hard.
"What?" he asked. "
He was so invested in his insane rant that he
"W-what did you do?" he stammered.
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"I freed Mario from his prison hellhole or whatever. Happy now?"
Some days, I have no idea why I put up with this man.
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