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I pay geams. I decently started downloading game of war: fire age on my iPone 10S, because I was loving the ad for it in my playing of futurama: game of thrones. Back then, I was playing futurama: game of thrones, and then I found an ad for game of war: fire age in my futurama: game of thrones game. After I ran out of energy, I watched a video, and I found an ad.
The ad has grass, some people on a field, and a hotwarm lady with vuluptious pecsies, whatever her name was, I don´t know. Anyway, she says
Then came the logo.
Then I stopped playing futurama: game of thrones, and installed it, which is now done. I played the game, because it was advertised
I tapped the app, and found the logo again. It was not coal, but I can tell it´s iron. Then a quick black fade.
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Then is the title screen. The title screen had the title, and besides the pecs lady, that warrior dude from the app. He was as handsome as a depressed toaster.
The buttons contained
Now I realized that the game uses internet. I know my cuntry doesn´t support internet because rule 34 broke the law.
Anyway, the game told me to make an account name. I typed in... Facon. It sticks. I tap next.
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Then the game asks me for a date. I put in 31 march 2017. I tap next again.
Then I saw a stone on sky. The rock held a man. He was just like an alligator was a pear fence.
The game asks me
Game says
Icy a field, and a MOWAN. Actually, the woman was from the ads, just liek a chinese carton. She has a scroll underneath her window that says.
There is no skip button.
The window quickly faaded. Numbers next to the hold bean reduces from 25 to 0, revealing a timer of 58 years.
Al gold came out, and the building is builded.
Another plank came our of the bottom of the sceen. Fiv buttons on the plankm,incuding Kingdom, Army, Hero, Other, and Shop. The shop was in shinning gold. I was jumping. Once. Then I was done with the jump. Why is there a shop in the game? Isn´t there a sop in the game?
The tutorali wolan came again.
The tuurals cuntineud for another 4 hours.
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A harsh screech was heard, along with a bleeding face. The face had dark blue skin, orange eyes, teeth to the cheek, freckles on every freckle, and with EX realistic blood blood everywhere. The screech and feac continued for 2 seconds. Then it faded out and my kingdom faded back in.
A window popped up.
I spent days playing this gam now, and I saw that face and screech every day every 12 minutes. Yestreday, the popup came saying
Finally, I tapped on shop. I found a shop. The shop has gold bundles, at the $2.99, $7.99, $14.99, $27.99, $64.99, $119.99, $349.95, $584.99, and the $999.99 bundle, which is the Best Value. The thousand bucks bundle contains enough gold to speed up 150 years of timers, upgrade everything trice, and get the VIP level to 3. I don´t spend anything. I have too much in my pocket to give out to money copmanies. The shpo has all things.
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This is a bice weather, what a wonderful weather, I´ve never wet weathers this wet with a weather wether I wet the weather or wether not. I walked to the city, clouds flooed the syk. I fond a familiar face. It was myt noyt too recent fiend, amp.
Amp ran onto me.
Amp grabbed me.
"OK"
Amp stopped grabbing me.
It was very quiet around here. I don´t rmeber a ball of string rolling around.
Let´s C... Game of war: fire age is highest grossing mobile game of all time, Game of war: earth age currently in development.
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Above one of the buildings I was aboot to wak by, a nude man with a foot beard jumped off the bank I was walking by.
§FOOF*
A day passes, I was not aware of what was happenin to me. I couldn´t be away. I was gon.
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I finnaly wok up. This is not my city! Tis just sum grass plain in the middle of... Tarp choppers.
I got up. This is not a plain, there are fences evrywer, and people next to the line oF, WoAhoh!
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Then FinAlly, I got a glimpse of the shoutiNg man. He loks like 31, has an EXTREME mad Frown on hIs face, a slightly short bear, pierciNg Eyes, and a first full of furry.
Is his name shomraph? I want to run away, but I don´t him to punch me, even though the fnce was open to left.
I heard another voice:
The man walked up to our row:
*SHPEN*
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I heard a body exploding, EX realistic blood blood came on the ground as well as at least 5 other peole. I saw the blood on the right.
We were silent. Shomraph was walking down the row of people, staring with a mean angry look on his face. Most peopl who look at him shake and sweat like a fish of boxes.
I heard a cough...
Shomraph put his hand into a gun position, pionted it at himself, and then at the man. Then he continued walking, until he saw me...
I head another voice.
Shomraph shouted back:
Everyone walked to the right, except one that tried going left to outside.
The other man just sat down and cried while shaking heavily.
In the training zon, people were jumping tarmpolins, having catfights on ice, breakdancing on small platforms, an... Target parctive?
A boc opened out of the wall belwo the speakre and micropone. Inside was a... It looks like a bazooka launcher.
I picked up the bazooka launcher jigger, and held it up on my shoulder, now to aim the tagret. I pull the trigger, and...
An apple shot out of the launcher, it landed on the fllorr target on the florr. there is a target on the floor, I was suppossedt o shoot the wall!
*BSHAAA* the apple exploded brightly.
He moved aside, and everyone ran out and to the left... I followed after them.
I´m not going out her, Ill be smahsed.I went lefd to the... Tunnel rabicals. That´sw hat the sign says. I went in, and found tables, chairs and people. Then I jherd a vioce.
I was about to go, too, but the dwarf man said
After I ate the nub, I stod up and wa...
Everyone ran off further into the rabical and to the right, into a doorless hall. One of the latter poeple stopped and said
Then I found a large hall of duoble deckbeds and tables, with random portable walls all over the place.
I looked around, and a lot fo beds weer taken by otter people. I eventaully fond a bed for myself. It was not to bath, juts... a litle bit htin... I undressed into my underpants, and lied in bed, wondering what I need to do now...
Then I hard a voice.
I could only sit and hear the others... I can´t go ot, shomraph will do that thing with the sharp things. HJat was ti cald again? Hez rabbit chomp chop sash, tim toller tall dare? This si not what I wentad at al...
I her a lto of pople talking crazy talk, but that´s natural. It´s just liek digging a brick made out of styrofoam and then plugging it into a glass opener.
I can´t take this, I´ll just jump a widdow when on beaks. I´m snoozing it out! I pull myself into bed, and call it a...
The lights went on.
After a fwe mintes, some voices stopped and it got quieter. Now only a few voice I har. Someone cam up to me.
I took it, and put it on my eyes, then went into bed again. The dwarf man just ran off to his bed... So its this bad that is bad... I went inside my bed, covered myself in sheets, and called it a shinning niht...
I´m in a building. It´s big , a big for building. I´m on thepillar, it aws a nic pillar. And then the tutureal winam came.
I wok up. It was sunris outsid, and peeple leav tehj moor. I her the vois agen.:
I went out the rabicals and stod in lin with the rest, seeing shomraph in front of us.
We all sad in unison
We all ran out of the rabicals, and into the training zone, except one man. It was that man.
Shomraph jumped don, nd headed toward us in the tanning grounds.
He sPoke with a deep demonic loud voice:
Wii wer slient for a fiv decond, before wan of us said:
Gateaux walked away, and we got a colser lok at the Ywlloe Glove on A StIkc.
Gateaux came back, breaking glass on tThe fence:
We took a colser lokk at the Yellow Glove on A Stick.
Gateaux came back, breaking anOtheR glass on the fEnce:
One of us grabbed the Yellow Glove on a Stick, and sweng it upside down. It was raining 27 burgers out of the Yellow Stick Glove, they were falling on Gateaux, who was headbanging on the burgers, bouncing theM back lIke a baseball bat. The burgers exploded into a rain of explosions, *BSHAAA!!!* *BSHAAA!!!* *BSHAAAA!!!*
Gateaux walked out of the place, while the glass fixed itself.
Another Yellow Glove On a Stick was thrown at us, that same one of us got slapped by it again, and feel the folor.
Oh, anywyas, we grabbed the Yellow Glove StIcks, and swang em around, we are arcobats.
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Everyone exploded. Then we got back up, and swang more of our Yellow Stick Golves. We were expolding eachother fro hours, and felt like out banana toast burning a cap made out of fried peas.
Everyone exploded. Then we got back up, and threw away our Yellow Glove Sticks once we saw Shomraph.
We went bak to our rabicals, and ate out. I sat next to those two ghys form yestreday.
The dwarf man tunred to me and said
Gateaux jumped into the rabicals from breaking the glass off one of the cieling´s windows.
We wer silent, then dwarf said
We eat our lunches, a bunch of farmer fries, some sausage, sauces, and... Bacon Chocolate Pudding.
We alll ran off to thee beds, some of us went to the nearby WC to dispose their resources resources resources, beefore walking into beds.
Finally, some rest.
*KRRUMM* the lights went on.
Glass break.
He lifted me up, threw me up, teleported and punch kick uppercut down kick upbounce kick fried baseball smack teleport super quick second slap nut kick in the nuts kick in the nuts kick pucnh ab pinch yellow glove on a stick slap reining burds...
I wok up. Peeple wer stepping it up. I got up, took on my colthes, then went outsidde wit de rest.
Wi were aboot to leave, when
We fond our opponents. A giant hered of living metal ostriches. They ran super fast, and now they´re charging with lazers coming out of their eyes, then they shot missiles out their beaks! We charged, shooting apples at the ostriches, all the while it´s raining pelicans! One is digging a large hole and peeking and walking into it! IT´s don! I´m grabbing out my mac that I cold borow from thee armry, and smash a metal ostrich! Then the ostriches started jumping into the sky and bouncing around everywhere, fwopping out a dose of sulfuric aziboromachrolomide, a super radioactive substance that can reverse gravity on itself! We then jumped left, right left, right left, RIGHT!!! The ostriches peck us, and one of us gos don! We charge in a line and bite off a metal ostrich, and it melts to the ground! Then the UFOs launched off in the sky, damaged by the raining pelicans, shooting fire breath everywhere, then came a large giant super saiyan mega power bill pill mace flung atomic mecha coma 3.8 suit man, and he shoots dolomite everywhere! We kept spinning, twirling, and dizzying the ostriches, but the tensity was a lot! A clod puffer fis flied in the sky and fell, exploding around everywhere in amass raddus! Then we did backflips, spun around on our heads, tapdanced with the ostriches, threw some toasters, FIRECRACKERS!! Now we´re ina cab smashing ostriches and jumping onto boats, a flag came in and we were sledding down a lopping, roler coasters gong upside down, super flashing dew mountains filled with rodittos, rekking pelicans, peacocks flying, cats barking, we flied ride sled flight the super sled coaster to the jump fin of the fifteen ostriches, following a elephant stampede on the coconut beach with the volcano bursting cocaine water with the rocks to jump over the tunnel shell jump flashstijumpa singharablefinla ghabbaralartalaraba! BRABBA!! GUH WHYYYYYYYYYYY WHEEHEEHAAHOOHIIWHEEHAAAAAAAAARRR!!!
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