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(Created page with "Many of you remember ''Garfield and Friends'', right? Well I love that show. But recently, I found what’s possibly the strangest discovery related to it. On my 20th birthday, I decided to look for some ''Garfield'' DVDs on Amazon… and wouldn’t you know it, I found a DVD with a never-before seen version of my favorite episode: "Nighty Nightmare"! I was amazed, ordered the DVD and went to my room. I went home, got myself a hearty plate of fried chicken, pork schnit...") |
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Many of you remember ''Garfield and Friends'', right? Well I love that show. But recently, I found
I went home, got myself a hearty plate of fried chicken, pork schnitzels and French fries, opened a bag of my favorite popcorn, busted out the Lays baked potato chips, poured myself a glass of ice cold, refreshing Coca Cola and began glazing a warm Christmas ham. I topped it all off by baking myself
However, getting to the news report scene, the reporter
As Jon and Odie ran outside, they saw Garfield being chased by the National Guard… they were in tanks, cannons and whatnot. He was still calling out
I looked on in horror as Garfield climbed the skyscraper like normally. However Garfield was still scared in this scene, so no quips. Then it cut to Jon and Odie calling out to Garfield to get him somewhere safe. However, a plane quickly passed by Garfield and cut his tail off. He yelled in pain as Jon and Odie, now covered in blood, looked on traumatized.
As the flying saucer took Garfield away as usual, his owner and dog friend found themselves cornered by the Guard.
This scene was pretty much normal, but instead of fading to Garfield in bed, it faded to an oven. Green hands opened the oven and in it was… a dead Garfield. There were
The panning stopped when the screen reached the moon, its hyper-realistic face making me recoil in fear. Its teeth were yellow like they were never cleaned before and were in the shape of kitchen knives, and were also part of a demonic grin. Its eyes were big and bloodshot with small red pupils, and the eyebrows gave it a manic, bloodthirsty glare that was staring right at me. As the iris closed the episode, the moon winked its eye at me, grinned wider and wider, and finally hollered
The credits were more simplistic, lacking backgrounds and music, but otherwise listed the producer, writer, animators, voice talents and other usual stuff... then it launched into a list of names that I could tell belonged to pets. As I watched, I swore I saw the name of my friend's cat flash by in one of the frames. It continued to list off animal names for several minutes, and ended on a large credit. My insides froze. It was MY name! The screen focused on it for longer than it had the other credits, then went black.
The DVD ejected by itself immediately after that, hit me in the eye slicing my cornea in half, and started yelling
I woke up in the hospital. Turns out, the doctors had injected lasagna to my heart during a surgical operation that took roughly 16 hours. They called it a medical miracle, stating I had three days left to live. Day one, alert Facebook, YouTube and whatnot about the living hell my life is right now. Day 2, visit the
He was accompanied by Gregg Berger, who voiced that alien in the normal episode. He also had a different skin color than the usual skin color of a human. He was green, wearing no pants, short and stout, pointy-eared (like Link from Zelda or something), had pimples and scars over his face, and his feet and eyes were bigger. I know they both looked horrifying, but Gregg more so than Lorenzo. Three boars that resembled
When I woke up, I was laying on some strange, flour-shaped floor. As I looked up, I noticed that tomato sauce and grated cheese were being spread all over the floor. Oh my god. Bacon, pepperoni and mushrooms followed. One of the other clowns threw in some salt, pepper and oregano. I was being… baked into a pizza.
As I was burned to death inside the oven, I came to a deep realization. See, underneath everything,
IN CHARGE OF FILM ROMAN: SATAN.<br>
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: BEELZEBUB, LUCIFER, ABADDON, MAMMON.<br>
WRITER, DIRECTOR, CLARION LUNCH: BILL RODRIGUEZ.
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