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[[File:Michael-1.jpg|thumb|171x171px|And this is Mi- OH GOD]]
Then I remembered I had two characters left. I switched to MyCuddleFish, The God of 80’s Cheesy Rock Music. It transitioned to him yelling satanic spells in traffic and then jumping out of his car, while it bursted up in flames, and landing in a Toys ‘R’ Us strip club. I walked out, and found myself in the middle of a road. I then decided that the best course of action would be to punch the guy taking his dog for a walk. It turns out that guy was Arnold Schwazenegger, who immediately bitch slapped me to hell, while saying one of his famous one-liners: "You have disturbed my canine companion with your feminine-like violence, giving me the need to cause physical harm to you, myesteemed pedophilic, mentally disabled and homosexual individual. You are also the source of an intoxicating arm pit
[[File:TRVOE.jpg|thumb|220x220px|I knew it.]]
Pissing myself, I switched to Treadmillor, The Not-So Friendly Neighborhood Drug User. He was standing in a pier, reciting Edgar Allan Poe's "The
That was the scariest, spookiest and strangest experience I’ve ever witnessed, and any thought of wanting another human being to experience what I lived through would be classified as terrorism. So, I’m getting rid of the game the best way I can think of: Ebay.
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