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[[File:Michael-1.jpg|thumb|171x171px|And this is Mi- OH GOD]]
Then I remembered I had two characters left. I switched to MyCuddleFish, The God of 80's Cheesy Rock Music. It transitioned to him yelling satanic spells in traffic and then jumping out of his car, while it bursted up in flames, and landing in a Toys
[[File:TRVOE.jpg|thumb|220x220px|I knew it.]]
Pissing myself, I switched to Treadmillor, The Not-So Friendly Neighborhood Drug User. He was standing in a pier, reciting Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven" to some children and a goat. After he finished, the children raised their hands to ask questions, so he picked up a nightstick (the best weapon in the game, BTW. Fucking OP) and beat the crap out of them. The sound of their screams were replaced by JonTron's "ECH". Tread then decided to put his wiener in the goat, which transitioned into a suprisingly above par "fucking a goat" minigame. After he came, he proposed to the goat, and it accepted. They lived happily for 2 years, but Tread was having some problems at work and with his Johnson, so the goat filed for divorce. Tread, feeling depressed, ate more Lays® fries than he could handle, and choked with his own vomit. The goat died of natural causes by a headshot wound, two weeks later. The game then shut itself down, along with my computer.
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