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I had the strangest dream that night. I was in a creaky room, almost like a doghouse. Then a shadowy figure came up to me. "sup. i'm $@n$. yep. you heard that right." It looked like Sans but with a gold chain around his neck, snazzy glasses, and a weird cap with "OBEY" stitched onto it. "it's time i tell you about my tragic past." $@n$ then came up close.
"now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside-down, and i'd like to take a minute to just sit right there, i'll tell you how i became the prince of a town called bel-air." A camera reel popped up, showing a film. "in west philadelphia born and raised, on the playground was where i spent most of my days." The film showcased a young human on a playground with a sinister smile. "chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool and scoping some noobs that went to my pool, till a couple o' guys, who were up to no good started causin' trouble in my neighborhood," he rapped, as the young boy watched as grown men assaulted a bunch of children on the playground. "i got in 1 small fight and my mom got scared. she said 'you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.'" The film showcased the boy (who I presume is Sans) pulling out a knife and killing the grown men. Then it jump-cut to his mother, who told him to move. A single second flashed of the human Sans with purple skin and pinprick eyes. I awoke from that dream covered in sweat and piss.
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When I turned on the TV, it was on a channel I didn't get before. It was weird, because the only channel on my TV was the History Channel, which helped me understand about history via aliens, swamp people, and pawn shops. It showed some kind of cartoon. The first few seconds were of an old man with 2 young children. Already I was sweating hyper realistic blood. An exuberant man in a fancy suit then appeared outside the door. "Mr. Pines, I'm from the winning house coupon savers contest and YOU are our BIG WINNER!" The old man then shut the door. The suited man then said, "I guess we'll have to give our prize to the runner-up winner, Fiddleford H. McGucket?" Then some weird hillbilly looking man came up to the scene. "How would you like 10 million dollars?" the man asked. "It's my dream come true!" McGucket responded, and started eating the check. The suited man then went up to the cameraman. "Cross this town off our list."
What the fuck just happened?
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