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{{Note|To understand this, you need to read [[Grand Theft Auto San Andreas Limited Edition|Grand Theft Auto San Andreas Limited Edition.]]}}
It's been eight years since the life-changing events I experienced, where then-President Barack Obama was assassinated by a man who was identical to a character I was controlling on a limited edition copy of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. To bring everyone up to speed, I was released from jail shortly after being arrested due to a lack of evidence. I've been in and out of various mental hospitals over the years trying to figure out what exactly happened and how I was in control of the terrorist who murdered our President in broad daylight. While I was digging through a crate full of old household items and whatnot, I saw it again. That blank case with only the letters "SA:LE" scribbled on it in bad handwriting. It took every single ounce of mental strength I had, but I finally popped open the case and placed the CD into my old and dusty Playstation 2. This time, the game was completely normal. There was no longer the cutscene from the Introduction movie that Rockstar released prior to the game, it just was the normal cutscene of CJ in Los Santos picking up his bags at the airport. After CJ was dropped off in the alleyway and bicycled to his home, the game froze. Just as I was about to remove the disc, something strange happened.
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As the leader was speaking in another language to CJ, I took a glance at the "SA:LE" game case. This time, I flipped it over and made a startling discovery. There were tiny letters which I never noticed before, and they read: "Made in North Korea." The controller dropped from my shaking hands. This was no ordinary video game, this was a very highly advanced piece of North Korean government software. The overweight military leader with the strange hairstyle was no other than Kim Jong Un, and he used me to assassinate President Barack Obama, then eight years later used me to release COVID-19 into the United States.
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