Grandma's Haunted Game Cartridge: Difference between revisions

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(Created page with "Hello Jammy. Here to listen to a story? Me? Yeah, I play video games. I played one last night. Haunted! Listen, I’ll tell you all about it. So I was playing this popula...")
 
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[[File:Old Sleeping Woman.jpg|thumb|273x273px|Let grandma tell you a story.]]
 
So I was driving this car. No, you couldn’t see the controls. You just control it by pushing buttons on your hand cart, uh, I mean hand grab thing. The controls were real and in front of you. Yes, Jammy, you saw the car through the screen. Right, so, uhhh… You used the hand grab to move the car. What, that sounds boring? Not when it crashes! That’s right, you can die in this videa game! No, not for real. The driver does. No, I’m not the driver, Jimmy! I’m just driving-Ssshhhhh… Look, I drive the driver, okay? The driver that dies is the first driver. No, I’m not the first driver. The driver is the first driver, and I drive the driver, okay? Sheesh. Haven’t you kids played Minecurt before?