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<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Noteworthy-Light;font-size:15px;line-height:15px;">It all started when I got a rush of nostalgia to play Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. I loved the game so much, I had played it about 348,923,547 times and I needed that one more 348,923,548th time. Unfortunately my dad sold it years ago which made me kill him…shhh…him...shhh... So anyways I went to a local garage sale to look for the newest Battlefield when I saw that the sun was casting a ray of light on a box. I peered into the box and it had an N64 and Zelda OoT!. I got all giddie inside and decided to buy it. The owner said that I can take the old piece of crap off his hands for free. So I went home and went to play it. I plugged in all the necessary cables, put in OoT, and sat down for maximum enjoyment…buyenjoyment...but then it happened. There was nothing enjoyable at all! The graphics were so bad! I felt my eyes and my face melt off of me. Ever seen Raiders of the Lost Ark? *spoiler alert* Well you know that one guy who's face melts? That's what I looked like, not even joking. Don't play the game, you will die…fromdie...from a graphical error...</span>
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<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Noteworthy-Light;font-size:15px;line-height:15px;">It all started when I got a rush of nostalgia to play Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. I loved the game so much, I had played it about 348,923,547 times and I needed that one more 348,923,548th time. Unfortunately my dad sold it years ago which made me kill him…shhh… So anyways I went to a local garage sale to look for the newest Battlefield when I saw that the sun was casting a ray of light on a box. I peered into the box and it had an N64 and Zelda OoT! I got all giddie inside and decided to buy it. The owner said that I can take the old piece of crap off his hands for free. So I went home and went to play it. I plugged in all the necessary cables, put in OoT, and sat down for maximum enjoyment…buy then it happened. There was nothing enjoyable at all! The graphics were so bad! I felt my eyes and my face melt off of me. Ever seen Raiders of the Lost Ark? *spoiler alert* Well you know that one guy who's face melts? That's what I looked like, not even joking. Don't play the game, you will die…from a graphical error...</span>
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