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This is my experience with cursed games and stuff, it's completely real.
==Chapter 1: Garage sale==
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==Chapter 2: The games==
I went to my house. then I checked the games.
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I saw games like: Dragon Quest IX, Pokémon Mistery Dungeon, Pokémon Platinum, Pokémon Black, Final Fantasy IV, etc.
I put the games in the 3DS, but the fucking thing will not turn on, so I hit it with a friggin' hammer, yeah.
The 3DS turned on, then I put the games.
I played like for 34 hours, and no fucking game was damned or a shit like that.
Suddenly I was playing Dragon Quest and the screen frozened, I thought: "Fuckin finally, I'm going to get famous"m but the screen went to normal, it was just lag.
I covered the games with oil and burned them, but the fire extended and burned my house, but I could save the 3DS.
I went to the house of my friend John, he's in drugs or shit like that.
He was sleeping, it was the perfect scenario for a rape, so I raped him, then I started his computer, I entered Mozilla, then I clicked on a page called "Creepypasta wiki", I said: Fuck this shit, I'm going to invent this shit as everybody does.
So. I created the best creepypasta ever, but minutes later some assholes deleted my page, I created it again, and again, and again, and again until that asshole banned me.
Days later John couldn't walk because his ass was like the flag of Japan, but that's not the matter, I found my story in a site called TrollPasta, when I clicked the link I felt a clod shit in my head.
I found myself In a room full of turds.
==Chapter 3: The Room==
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