Greased Lightning
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This is my experience with cursed games and stuff, it's completely real.
Chapter 1: Garage sale
I was bored, so I decided to play Pokémon Y on my 3DS, but the fucking game was broken or some shit like that, I said:
"Oh c'mon you fucking fucktard, I wasted 50 fucking dollars in you because it was some limited version or shit like that!" I said, as you can see, I was very angry.
"Let's see..." I start to check my bookshelf
"Fuck, I have beat all these fucking games" I said
"Mhh, I have an idea" I said, then I looked at the window (At this point you will think that I am crazy because I'm talking alone, and yes, you are right)
"Badass', the old fuck that lives in front of my house is having a garage sale, let's see if I can buy some games and post a creepypasta about them" I said.
I walked to the garage sale, the I talked to assclown that was selling all that stuff.
"Hey, I want to buy some shit" I said.
"Then don't bother me fucking Cum!" The old fucktard said.
I saw a box filled with used DS games, I said to myself: "Fuck yeah, this is so cliché, maybe the games are damned or something like that, I will upload a gameplay on YouTube and I will get famous!"
"I want this shit" I said to the old asshole.
"Ohh, these are games that the children I used to abuse had" He said.
"Yeah, we all know that you're a creep, now, what's the cost?" I said.
"Only 100 dollars" The old cum said.
"100 hundred fucking dollars?! are you crazy" I said.
I punched the asshole in the face and I picked up all the games.
Chapter 2: The games
I went to my house. then I checked the games.
I saw games like: Dragon Quest IX, Pokémon Mistery Dungeon, Pokémon Platinum, Pokémon Black, Final Fantasy IV, etc.
I put the games in the 3DS, but the fucking thing will not turn on, so I hit it with a friggin' hammer, yeah.
The 3DS turned on, then I put the games.
I played like for 34 hours, and no fucking game was damned or a shit like that.
Suddenly I was playing Dragon Quest and the screen frozened, I thought: "Fuckin finally, I'm going to get famous"m but the screen went to normal, it was just lag.
I covered the games with oil and burned them, but the fire extended and burned my house, but I could save the 3DS.
I went to the house of my friend John, he's in drugs or shit like that.
He was sleeping, it was the perfect scenario for violence, so I stabbed him in the ass, then I started his computer, I entered Mozilla, then I clicked on a page called "Creepypasta wiki", I said: Fuck this shit, I'm going to invent this shit as everybody does.
So. I created the best creepypasta ever, but minutes later some assholes deleted my page, I created it again, and again, and again, and again until that asshole banned me.
Days later John couldn't walk because his ass was like the flag of Japan, but that's not the matter, I found my story in a site called TrollPasta, when I clicked the link I felt a clod shit in my head.
I found myself In a room full of turds.
Chapter 3: The Room
Coming Soon you basturd
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