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After weeks of unexplained eatings, the unknown griller is still on the rise. After little evidence has been found, a young boy states that he ate one of the griller's foods and bravely tells his story.

"I had bad dream and I woke up in night," said the boy, "I gotted the smell of hotdogs coming from the kitchen. I wented back under covers to get back into sleep but I became hungry so went down to kitchen. I then saw that door of kitchen was open and lights on, which was strange because Im sure I shut door and light when I went to sleep. I then saw him, big smile and dark eyes, he wore a chef hat and his face was full of acne and grease. I tried to run back to my room but he followed me. He hitted me into the ground and I felt weak and couldnt do anything. He whipped out a hotdog and said 'go to eat'. I then ate the hotdog and it tasted very good.

 

 

Greff and his brother Griu wented to playground. There was hotdog stand man. "Hello new kids are you want hotdog for free becuse your new" Greff and Griu nodded. They wered very hungry. They paid hotdogman and walked away. "This hotdog is great" said Griu. Greff agreed. But Greff gotted strange feeling and decided to ignore it.

 

When they came home there mom said "we go to party this week". Greff and Griu didnt want but they had to. Greff got a strange feeling but it wasnt that bad, it didnt hurt at all. It felt a bit pleasant. 

 

Greff and Griu waited for bus to go to school. Then came boy 1 year younger then Greff. He skateboarded over them and He said "Im Grandy and u must pay us money" then came 2 other boys. Groy and Greith. Griu stood up and told them to shut the shit up. Grandy puled out a spatula. Greff got strange feeling again and he standed up. Griu pointed down to Greff to sit down. Greff didnt listen and taked spatula from Groy. Grandy said "what the fuck?1" and Greff took out a raw hotdog and shoved it into Grandy's mouth. Groy and Greith ran away. Greff and Griu went to school and pretended that nothing happened.

and then a skeleton popped out

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