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Im a huge gunga fan. I
▲Im a huge gunga fan. I met gunga himself at the comic con in Mexico. We started off as good friends until I touched his toy squirrel then he growled and bit my hand off.
▲ I screamed so loud everyone looked at me like I was a lunatic, and that's because I am. I got my degree for college in prison. I was so embarrassed that I had the water works for bout 40 minutes and they banned me from the comic con for being a big baby.
▲ So now I'm home alone and my parents and sister are out watching a movie, the reason why I couldn't come is because their to embarrassed to be around me. I'm a laughing stock for the whole world and nobody likes me, they just laugh and make fun of me. So I'm just your ordinary teenage social degenerate nerd that plays video games all day, I am 13 by the way.
▲ So my doorbell rang and when I opened it (JUMP SCARE!) there was a package on the ground. There was a blank package saying "gunga.EXE" on it and there was a note on it but since I can't read I just ignored it and put the disc in the computer and played. Everything started off like how any ordinary gunga game would he jumped out from piles of poo and did his usual farting noise in the background.
▲ I pressed start then it got a little creepy, the poo disappeared and then it showed gungas face up close with him growling and his eyes were black with a red dot in the middle of it. There wasn't any chapters or level select, there was only one mode and that was to select your character. I looked ahead of all the characters but there were only three.
▲ there was nothing much but just me jumping across a chorus. So I got to this one point where I seen a whole bunch of broken, chewed up, mangled, gunga toys, it was so terrifying that I had no choice but to pull my pants down and pee on the keyboard, it's that scary yo.
▲ I was shivering in my seat only seconds away from flooding the house with my pee. Then I seen gunga himself he was standing with his back facing me and his eyes were closed, I slowly walked up to him, then his eyes opened, they were so black with that menacing red dot in the middle of his eyes. He turned around and faced me then I grabbed a sludge hammer and smashed my computer and threw it out the window but somehow the disc still survived.
▲ I was crying and wetting myself at the same time. I went outside to grab the disc and put it in my dad's work computer. He told me to never go on his computer unless an emergency but I knew this was an emergency.
▲ I turned his computer on and put the disc in, then I jumped out of my seat, to see that it started off where it left off at. With gunga looking into the screen with those big scary black eyes with the red dot in the middle of it. Then the screen cut to black saying
"gunga hill zone act#2 hide n seek"
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The squirrel toy was bawling his eyes out and trying to tell me where to go, it was sad seeing it because I always had a crush on him. So I went in the direction the squirrel toy was telling me to go. As I was heading there all of a sudden gunga appeared from behind me and started to chase me, the squirrel toy bursted into tears of fear.
Speed kills act#1
The stairwell act#1
he devoured the Trindad Moruga Scorpion Pepper and let it rip, the poo filled the hole all the way to the top in red diarrhea poo. It burned my characters skin off and he screamed in agony he got some in his mouth then he Disintegrated from the inside out and then all of a Sudden it cut to static then the most horrifying thing i ever seen happened it was gunga starring right at me and he said I AM GOD OF GUNGA'S.
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