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Im a huge gunga fan. I Met gunga himself at the comic con in Mexico. We started off as good friends until I touched his toy squirrel then he growled and bit my hand off.
▲ I was shivering in my seat only seconds away from flooding the house with my pee. Then I seen gunga himself he was standing with his back facing me and his eyes were closed, I slowly walked up to him, then his eyes opened, they were so black with that menacing red dot in the middle of his eyes. He turned around and faced me then I grabbed a sludge hammer and smashed my computer and threw it out the window but somehow the disc still survived.
▲ I was crying and wetting myself at the same time. I went outside to grab the disc and put it in my dad's work computer. He told me to never go on his computer unless an emergency but I knew this was an emergency.
▲ I turned his computer on and put the disc in, then I jumped out of my seat, to see that it started off where it left off at. With gunga looking into the screen with those big scary black eyes with the red dot in the middle of it. Then the screen cut to black saying
"gunga hill zone act#2 hide n seek"
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The squirrel toy was bawling his eyes out and trying to tell me where to go, it was sad seeing it because I always had a crush on him. So I went in the direction the squirrel toy was telling me to go. As I was heading there all of a sudden gunga appeared from behind me and started to chase me, the squirrel toy bursted into tears of fear.
Speed kills act#1
The stairwell act#1
he devoured the Trindad Moruga Scorpion Pepper and let it rip, the poo filled the hole all the way to the top in red diarrhea poo. It burned my characters skin off and he screamed in agony he got some in his mouth then he Disintegrated from the inside out and then all of a Sudden it cut to static then the most horrifying thing i ever seen happened it was gunga starring right at me and he said I AM GOD OF GUNGA'S.
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▲ I shouted "no! There is no way I'm gonna be room mates with that monster" gunga smiled at me, and his eyes turned black with that scary red dot in the middle. Later that night when I was in bed, gunga farted on my face and I instantly died. The end ([[User:Gunga the dog|Gunga the dog]] ([[User talk:Gunga the dog|talk]]) 16:36, April 12, 2014 (UTC))
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