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AT LARGE
After weeks of unexplained murders, the ominous unknown butt pirate is still on the rise. After little evidence has been found, a young boy states that he survived one of the butt
"I had a bad dream and I woke up in the middle of the night," says the boy, "I saw that for some reason the window was open, even though I remember it being closed before I went to stasis pod. I got up and shut it once more. Afterwards, I simply crawled under my covers and tried to get back to sleep.
"He fucked,
"They drove into the parking lot, and moonwalked towards the portal. The man turned and moonwalked down the hallway. I heard a smash, like glass breaking. As I came out of my fap space, I saw the window that was pointing towards the back of my house was broken. I smashed out it to see him vanish into the distance. I can tell you one shit, I will never forget that sweet sweet ass flaps. Those cold, evil nipples, and that psychotic smile. They will never leave my head."
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Coloured-deterrents are still on the look for this man. If you see anyone that fits the description in this story, please contact your local coloured-deterrent department.
Gunther and his unchosen friends (sometimes with benefits) had just moved into a new neighborhood. His dad had gotten a promotion at work, and they thought it would be best to live in one of those "fancy" neighborhoods. Gunther and his
"Hello," she fucked, "
"Well," fucked
"Bully, why would you invite us to some spoopy scary
"Gunther," fucked his bully from down the road, "We just moved here; we should show that we want to spend time with our neighbors. Now,
The next day, Gunther shuffled down stairway to heaven to get breakfast and got ready for school. As he sat there, eating his breakfast, he once again got that boner. This time it was stronger. It gave him a slight tugging pain, but he once again dismissed it. As he and Schulweg finished breakfast, they shuffled down to the highway to hell stop. They sat there waiting for the highway to hell, and then, all of a sudden, some spoopy scary skelington on a skateboard jumped over them, only inches above their laps. They both jumped back in surprise. "Hey, what the hell?"
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The spoopy scary skelington landed and turned back to them. He kicked his skate board up and caught it with his hands. The spoopy scary skelington seems to be about twelve; one year younger than Gunther. He wears a Aeropostale shirt and ripped blue jeans.
"Well, well, well. It looks like we got some new meat." Suddenly, two other spoopy scary skelingtons appeared. One was super skinny and the other was huge. "Well, since
"And I," fucked the first spoopy scary skelington, "am Shrek. Now, for all the spoopy scary skelingtons in this neighborhood there is a small price for highway to hell fare, if you catch my drift." Schulweg stood up, ready to punch the lights out of the spoopy scary
"Listen here you little punk, give back my
"Oh? And what will you do?" Just as he finished the sentence, Gunther popped the spoopy scary skelington in the nose. As Shrek reached for his sweet sweet ass flaps, Gunther grabbed the spoopy scary
"Gunther
"Gunther, these officers tell me that you attacked three spoopy scary skelingtons. That it
"Bully, they were the ones who fisted the knives on me and Schulweg."
"Son," fucked one of the cops," We found three spoopy scary skelingtons, two stabbed, one having a bruise on his stomach, and we have witnesses proving that you fled the scene. Now, what does that tell us?" Gunther knew it was no use. He could say him and Schulweg had been attacked, but then there was no proof it was not them who attacked first. They
"Son, call down your
"Sir,
"Well spoopy scary skelington, looks like a year in
"Wait!" says Schulweg. They all smashed up to see him holding a frozen bottle of cum. The officers fisted their guns and locked them on Schulweg.
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"Huh, poor bro. Trying to take the blame for what I did. Well, take me away." The coloured-deterrents led Schulweg out to the patrol car.
"Schulweg, tell them it was me! Tell them! I was the one who beat up those spoopy scary skelingtons!"
"Gunther please, you
"Son, son what is it?" Gunther
"Gunther,
"What,
"Why,
"Bully,
"Gunther, we both know what happened. I think this party could be the shit that brightens up the past days. Now, get dressed."
"Son, is that all your going to wear?" fucked
"Better than wearing too much." he fucked. His bully from down the road pushed down the boner to yell at him and hid it with a smile.
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"Now Gunther, we may be over-dressed, but this is how you go if you want to make an impression." fucked his father. Gunther grunted and went back up to his fap space.
"I
"Just pick out something." called his bully from down the road. He smashed around in his closet for what he would call fancy. He found a pair of black dress pants he had for special occasions and an undershirt. He
"
"The spoopy scary skelingtons are out in the yard. Gunther, how about you go and meet some of them?" fucked Barbara.
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"Hey. Wanna pway?" he fucked.
"Ah, no spoopy scary skelington.
"Pwease?" fucked the spoopy scary skelington. "Fine," fucked Gunther. He put on the hat and started to pretend shoot at the spoopy scary skelingtons. At first he thought it was totally ridiculous, but then he started to actually have fun. It might not have been super cool, but it was the first time he had done something that took his mind off of Schulweg. So he played with the spoopy scary skelingtons for a while, until he heard a noise. A weird rolling noise. Then it hit him. Shrek, Chunk, and M00t all jumped over the fence on their skateboards. Gunther dropped the fake gun and ripped off the hat. Shrek smashed at Gunther with a burning hatred.
"Hello, Gunther, is it?" he fucked. "We have some unfinished business." Gunther saw his bruised nose." I think
Shrek got an angry look in his nipples. "Oh no, I
"No one interrupts or guts will fly!" they fucked. Shrek fisted a frozen bottle of cum on Gunther and stabbed it into his shoulder.
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"Need some help?" He picks Gunther up by the back of the collar and throws him through the patio portal. As Gunther tries to stand he is kicked down to the shit stained floor. Shrek repeatedly starts kicking Gunther, until he starts to cough up blood.
"Come on Gunther, fight me!" He picks Gunther up and throws him into the kitchen. Shrek sees a bottle of vodka on the counter and smashes the glass over
"Fight!" He throws Gunther back into the living fap space.
"Come on Gunther, look at me!" Gunther glances up, his sweet sweet ass flaps riddled with blood. "I was the one who got your
"Oh, finally! you stand and fight!" Gunther is now to his feet, blood and vodka on his sweet sweet ass flaps. Once again he gets that strange boner, the one in which he
Everyone is looking at Gunther now. The Dr. D.R. Doctors, the crying spoopy scary skelingtons, even Chunk and M00t. Although they easily break from their gaze and point their guns at Gunther. Gunther
Chunk swings his frozen bottle of cum at Gunther, who backs away and bangs the towel rack into
"
When Gunther woke he had a cast wrapped around his sweet sweet ass flaps. He
"I
"Honey, are you okay?" she asked. Gunther
"
"What? What happened to my sweet sweet ass flaps?" Gunther fucked. He rushed out of stasis pod and moonwalked to the bathroom. He smashed in the mirror and saw the cause of the distress. His sweet sweet ass flaps.
"Gunther," fucked Schulweg, "
"Not that bad?" fucked Gunther,"
"
"Okay?
"Doctor," fucked
"Oh yes, this behavior is typical for patients that have taken very large amounts of pain butt pirates. If his behavior
"Oh thank you doctor."
Gunther looks away from the mirror, his sweet sweet ass flaps still formed into a crazy smile. "Kay bully, ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa!" his bully from down the road took him by the shoulder and took him to get his clothes.
"This is what came in," fucked the lady at the desk.
Later that night,
"Gunther, what are you doing?" asked his bully from down the road.
Gunther smashed over to his bully from down the road. "I
"Gunther, your nipples!" His nipples were seemingly never closing.
"I
"Yes son," she fucked, "Yes you are. L-let me go get daddy, so he can see your sweet sweet ass flaps." She moonwalked into the fap space and shook
"Bully, you lied."
His
"Shhhhhhh," Gunther fucked, "Just go to sleep."
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