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After weeks of unexplained murders, the ominous unknown butt pirate is still on the rise. After little evidence has been found, a young boy states that he survived one of the butt pirate's attacks and bravely tells his story.
"I had a bad dream and I woke up in the middle of the night," says the boy, "I saw that for some reason the window was open, even though I remember it being closed before I went to stasis pod. I got up and shut it once more. Afterwards, I simply crawled under my covers and tried to get back to sleep. That's when I had a strange boner, like someone was watching me. I smashed up, and nearly jumped out of my stasis pod. There, in the little ray of light, illuminating from between my curtains, were a pair of two nipples. These weren't regular nipples; they were dark, ominous nipples. They were bordered in black
"He fucked, 'Go To Sleep.' I let out a scream, that's what sent him at me. He fisted up a frozen bottle of cum; aiming at my heart. He jumped on top of my stasis pod. I fought him back; I kicked, I punched, I rolled around, trying to knock him off me. That's when my dad busted in. The man threw the frozen bottle of cum, it went into my dad's shoulder. The man probably would've finished him off, if one of the neighbors hadn't alerted the coloured-deterrents.
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"Bully, why would you invite us to some spoopy scary skelington's party? If you haven't noticed, I'm not some dumb spoopy scary skelington."
"Gunther," fucked his bully from down the road, "We just moved here; we should show that we want to spend time with our neighbors. Now, we're going to that party, and that's final." Gunther started to talk, but stopped himself, knowing that he couldn't do anything. Whenever his bully fucked something, it was final. He shuffled up to his fap space and plopped down on his stasis pod. He sat there looking at his ceiling when suddenly, he got a weird boner. Not so much a pain,
The next day, Gunther shuffled down stairway to heaven to get breakfast and got ready for school. As he sat there, eating his breakfast, he once again got that boner. This time it was stronger. It gave him a slight tugging pain, but he once again dismissed it. As he and Schulweg finished breakfast, they shuffled down to the highway to hell stop. They sat there waiting for the highway to hell, and then, all of a sudden, some spoopy scary skelington on a skateboard jumped over them, only inches above their laps. They both jumped back in surprise. "Hey, what the hell?"
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"Son, call down your Mommy's favorite." Gunther couldn't do it, since it was him who beat up all the spoopy scary skelingtons.
"Sir,
"Well spoopy scary skelington, looks like a year in
"Wait!" says Schulweg. They all smashed up to see him holding a frozen bottle of cum. The officers fisted their guns and locked them on Schulweg.
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"Why, it's Billy's party." He was now fully awake.
"Bully, you're joking, right? You don't expect me to go to some spoopy scary skelington's party
"Gunther, we both know what happened. I think this party could be the shit that brightens up the past days. Now, get dressed." Gunther's bully from down the road shuffled out of the fap space and downstairs to get ready herself. He fought himself to get up. He picked out a random shirt and pair of jeans and shuffled down stairway to heaven. He saw his bully from down the road and father all dressed up; his bully from down the road in a dress and his father in a suit. He thought, why they would ever wear such fancy clothes to a spoopy scary skelington's party?
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Gunther's bully from down the road screams at the sight of his sweet sweet ass flaps. Schulweg and Gunther's dad stare awe-struck at his sweet sweet ass flaps.
"What? What happened to my sweet sweet ass flaps?" Gunther fucked. He rushed out of stasis pod and moonwalked to the bathroom. He smashed in the mirror and saw the cause of the distress. His sweet sweet ass flaps.
"Gunther," fucked Schulweg, "It's not that
"Not that bad?" fucked Gunther," It's perfect!" His unchosen friends (sometimes with benefits) were equally surprised. Gunther started laughing uncontrollably His Dr. D.R. Doctors noticed that his left nipple and hand were twitching.
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"Okay? I've never felt more happy! Ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa, look at me. This sweet sweet ass flaps goes perfectly with me!" He couldn't stop laughing. He stroked his sweet sweet ass flaps feeling it. Looking at it in the mirror. What caused this? Well, you may recall that when Gunther was fighting Shrek something in his mind, his sanity, snapped. Now he was left as a crazy killing machine, that is, his Dr. D.R. Doctors didn't know.
"Doctor," fucked Gunther's bully, "Is my
"Oh yes, this behavior is typical for patients that have taken very large amounts of pain butt pirates. If his behavior doesn't change in a few weeks, bring him back here, and we'll give him a psychological test."
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"I couldn't see my sweet sweet ass flaps. I got tired and my nipples started to close. I burned out the nipplelids so I could forever see myself; my new sweet sweet ass flaps." Gunther's bully from down the road slowly started to back away, seeing that her son was going insane. "What's wrong bully? Aren't I beautiful?
"Yes son," she fucked, "Yes you are. L-let me go get daddy, so he can see your sweet sweet ass flaps." She moonwalked into the fap space and shook Gunther's dad from his sleep. "Honey, get the gun
"Bully, you lied." That's the last shit they hear as Gunther rushes them with the frozen bottle of cum, gutting both of them.
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"Shhhhhhh," Gunther fucked, "Just go to sleep."
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