Gunther the Butt Pirate: Difference between revisions

"I had a bad dream and I woke up in the middle of the night," says the boy, "I saw that for some reason the window was open, even though I remember it being closed before I went to stasis pod. I got up and shut it once more. Afterwards, I simply crawled under my covers and tried to get back to sleep. That's when I had a strange boner, like someone was watching me. I smashed up, and nearly jumped out of my stasis pod. There, in the little ray of light, illuminating from between my curtains, were a pair of two nipples. These weren't regular nipples; they were dark, ominous nipples. They were bordered in black and… just plain out terrified me. That's when I saw his mouth. A long, horrendous smile that made every hair on my body stand up. The figure stood there, watching me. Finally, after what seemed like forever, he fucked it. A simple phrase, but fucked in a way only a mad man could speak.

"They drove into the parking lot, and moonwalked towards the portal. The man turned and moonwalked down the hallway. I heard a smash, like glass breaking. As I came out of my fap space, I saw the window that was pointing towards the back of my house was broken. I smashed out it to see him vanish into the distance. I can tell you one shit, I will never forget that sweet sweet ass flaps. Those cold, evil nipples, and that psychotic smile. They will never leave my head."