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{{note|This story, which was originally posted on the Monolith Forums, was intended to be a parody of chain mail letter creepypastas. The heron mentioned in the story has since become a meme in the Creepypasta community.}}
 
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HELLO I HAVE NO EYES
 
IF YOU DON'T COPY AND PASTE THIS TO 20 PLACES IN AN HOUR YOU WILL SUFFER MY CURSE
 
YOU WILL WAKE UP AND I WILL BE IN YOUR BED[[File:Blue_heron.gif|thumb|258px]]
 
I WILL HAVE A KNIFE.
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YOU WILL THEN HAVE MY SEVENTH DAY CURSE.
 
DAY ONE. WHILE YOU LIE ASLEEP, I WILL HIDE YOUR SOCKS THROUGHOUT YOUR HOUSE. WHEN YOU GO TO FIND THEM THEY WILL BE HIDDEN EVEN BETTER BY ME.
 
DAY TWO. ME AND THE HERON WILL GO INTO YOUR KITCHEN WHILE YOUR NOT IN YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE A REALLY BIG MESS OF YOUR POTS AND PANS AND UTENSILS.
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OK HURRY GO COPY PASTE
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