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"Master, look out!"
Dobby's groinsaw screamed as it flew off the armor, rocketing through the air like an early dream of mankind. It flew through three astronauts who dropped their hellspears as the saw cut a hole in the ground beneath them so they fell to hell and the demonic spheres
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Harry was about to eat his cabbagewich when a man in a tuxedo appeared from behind nothing much. He stood ten feet tall and his head seemed wrapped in unwrappable darkness.
"I am
Harry dug a bit of cartilage out of the cabbagewich and continued chewing.
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"You shouldn't believe what everyone says about me. I took a shower with my cousin, once. And I have racist thoughts."
A nibbet of yellow cartilage landed on
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Harry awoke to the throaty grumble of a
Not ''a''
Harry observed this with consternation, as he was tied to a table. Neither magic nor supracosmic strength would free him from his bonds. Had this creature access to an unknown material of deistic strength? Or did the
Harry squinted so he could see the subatomic strings of the ropes. He began tossing antimatter at them with his mind as a group of
"Why do you cry,
The
"We are bound in this ligature of lingam, brother
The
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The hat travels into space. It finds itself before the sun. It is a tiny dot before the immensity of the cosmic fire. The hat trembles. A tremendous rainbow issues forth, embracing the sun like a wedding vow. The fire cools and deadens. A chocolate tidal wave roars from its poles and meets at the center. On earth, the skies blacken. The flowers turn to dust. Humanity expires silently, like an infant in its crib. The hat drifts through space, dreamless.
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