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So it was a cold October night when I was replaying the half-life 2 trilogy (I played half-life 1 earlier that month) so I was ending episode 2 when the ending happened but I wanted more I had already played L4D 1 and 2 as well as portal 1 and 2 but I wanted more how reckless I was this is the story of what follows...
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I have sent Gabe the death threat on half-life 3 but no reply I just hope my steam account is not shut down (lucky I dident use my real name) but I will follow through with the threat if needed...
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I have gone to extreme measures I have hired about 4 hackers to hack valve hopefully we will get something worth while
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I have not had to eat for the past two months not even drink anything but my fingers have begun to merge and so have my tows I have also begun to shrink, my skin is becoming wrinkeled
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valve has released half-life 24 to day it has a tri-yearly release schedule and they are better than ever, who would have ever thought valve made special controllers for our species back in 2015
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there has been an invasion oficials say we can't win and it will be over in 7 hours
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