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I knocked on the door and an old lady opened it. She invited me to come in and get candy. "Do you want candy?" The old woman said. "Sure." i said. "Well too bad YOU GET VEGETABLES!" as she shoved brocolli and beets down my throats. I tried to escape, but she held me down tightly, Then, the biggest guy in my school punched the woman and i ran away. The last thing i heard from her was "YOU'RE GONNA GET CHUBBY FROM ALL THAT CANDY!".
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