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Fuck my Snes it Caused the Worst glitch
This is The Stroy
It waas Xmas and We were Going to GrandMoms house for Supper and Gifts▼
I tell my Family of Ogres and Urinals every Xmas even Though they already Know this Fucking Story
Whatever, just shut Up and Listen
▲It waas Xmas and We were Going to GrandMoms house for Supper and Gifts, maybe Horniness with my Cousins. Xmas is my Favourite
Then my Fucking Fucking Snes glitched
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And I was Fucking Right
Then a few Dicks dressed As Warios knockd on our Door and asked for Candy or they wourld "Trick" us and threatened us With Treats
Halloween on xmas?
My mom the Ogre says "XMAS IS CANCELLED YOU BITCHES I WANNA EAT THE BASTARD WHO TURNED ON THAT SNES" and my Dad the Urinal flushes Himself
Oh I wish I Was a Urinal!
Then Snes man came And Haunted the Dicks, their Poor Souls
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Xmas is cancelld (I feell That using Cliches makes For scary Pasta btw This is Reall)
This scary Experince stole my Soul and I can Not sleep anyMore so Scary
I is Starting subreddit - /r/mydickhasbeenstolen so I can Raise awareness Against this Cancerous Louse called the Snes Man (not snes, snes man you dumbfuck bastard)
Follow 'r' die. Lets Us stop this Nintendo Shit You call Mario because Glitch cans Happen anyTimme
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Spread Awareness and you is Very scurred I scare Shit out of You! Asain Power!
{{by|Jet50}}
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