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One slow afternoon i was going through the channels, looking for something good to watch. After minutes of searching i found something called "Lost Episode: Hamtaro Season 0 Episode 666: ham-ham homicide. I watched, and hours after that I was thinking what the hell did i just watch? Words can't express how i felt during this episode so i will just retell it like it was a shit fanfiction.
 
All of the ham-hams were resting, except for one. Hamtaro had been wide awake and could not fall asleep. His mind was keeping him awake, his insane mind was taking over his body. He was no normal ham-ham anymore, He was psychopathic ham-ham.
 
Hamtaro got up from his bed and ran out the door, making sure not to wake up brandy, he tiptoed all the way to the club house. There, he went to bosses room and stabbed him with a sharp stick. All of bosses hyper-realistic blood splashed on hamtaro, making him all red. Hamtaro knew all of the other ham-hams were at their homes. It was perfect for hamtaro, he would not have to worry about screams waking everyone up. First he went to oxnards house, he snuck right into his cage and slit his throat, his screams almost woke his owner up. Then Hamtaro ate oxnard as a snack, he enjoyed it very much.
 
Hamtaro went to bijou's house next, Hamtaro said in his childish voice "it's time for that obsessive some of a bitch to get what she deserves." Which was hilarious because of his voice. He went in her cage and started to rape her. It felt like hours until her was finally done. He gouged her eyes out and ate them, then he cut her head clean off.
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Then the episode ended. The channel supposedly got hijacked, but is still have one question. Why would anyone take the time out of their day to made this episode...
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