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It was 12/31/2017 and I was driving around town to get some fireworks for the new year. I was driving when I saw a crudely designed store with a sign that said "New Year's Store" on it in black marker. The store looked runnedrun down as I pulled into its parking lot.
 
 
 
When I entered the store, I was greeted with a dark display. The store was almost pitch black as I walked up to a shelf with "Fireworks" on it. The only item there was this box with "Fireworks" on it. I grabbed 2 of them and went to the cashier. When I got to him, he said, "That'll be 2 dollars."
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When it was 11:30 PM, my family and I started to set up the fireworks. When I opened a box up, I found a note. It had words on it crudely written in a red liquid. It read, "Light these up and misfortune will befall you..."
 
I grabbed the fireworks and got ready to light them up. At 12:00 PM, I lighted up a firework, and at the instant it was lit, my wife said, "My stomach hurts."
 
 
I grabbed the fireworks and got ready to light them up. At 12:00 PM, I lighted up a firework, and at the instant it was lit, my wife said, "My stomach hurts."
 
I said, "Maybe you should get some rest in our room."
 
She agreed and went to our room. I looked at the firework I lighted up fly into the sky. The pattern it made looked like a skull with an eerie grin, and I vaguely connected this to my wife. I ran to my room to find a shocking discovery. My wife was hanging from the ceiling. I cried and screamed. When I heard my son's footsteps, I told him to not come in my room because I was doing something. I also told him to light the other firework. My son said, "Alright."
 
 
 
I examined the scene around my wife. I noticed a message on the wall written in my wife's blood and handwriting. The message read, "Don't light the other firework."
 
 
 
I shrieked in horror of what I had just done. I ran out my room to my son outside. I screamed as I saw a skull with an eerie grin in the sky. I found my son, but he was not alive. He had blood around his eyes and mouth. There was a piece of paper on his chest, so I picked it up. I noticed it was written in my son's blood and handwriting. The message read, "Why did you do this to me dad?"
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I collapsed in the store in sadness. While I was laying on the ground, the cashier laughed demonically at me and set a matchbox and a demonic firework near my face. I realize what I must do to atone for my family's deaths. This new year does not start off well for me...
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