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It was 12/31/2017 and I was driving around town to get some fireworks for the new year. I was driving when I saw a crudely designed store with a sign that said "New Year's Store" on it in black marker. The store looked
When I entered the store, I was greeted with a dark display. The store was almost pitch black as I walked up to a shelf with "Fireworks" on it. The only item there was this box with "Fireworks" on it. I grabbed 2 of them and went to the cashier. When I got to him, he said, "That'll be 2 dollars."
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When it was 11:30 PM, my family and I started to set up the fireworks. When I opened a box up, I found a note. It had words on it crudely written in a red liquid. It read, "Light these up and misfortune will befall you..."
I grabbed the fireworks and got ready to light them up.
I said, "Maybe you should get some rest in our room."
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I collapsed in the store in sadness. While I was laying on the ground, the cashier laughed demonically at me and set a matchbox and a demonic firework near my face. I realize what I must do to atone for my family's deaths. This new year does not start off well for me...
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