Have It Your Way: Difference between revisions
Created page with "{{Note credit|This is a fictional joke story written by DaveTheUseless. Don't take it seriously, fellas.}} All my life, there's been one thing that I wanted more than anything else. Not immortality, not unconditional love, not a pony or a copy of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 576,000 million zillion... but all I wanted was free stuff. In general. I didn't care what it was. My first girlfriend offered me free sex. I didn't need to buy roses or chocolates, and I didn't ev..."
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