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(Based on the game Help Me.EXE.)
 
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It was a pretty dark day today. We were in the middle of school and I was working on my quiz. Just then, about 5 minutes later, I noticed that at the sa!mesame time I finished my homeworkquiz, an ad appeared on my phone that read "Get Sonic the Genesis for free today for your smartphone". I was not very convinced, but I got the game anyway. BIG MISTAKE I MADE THERE.
 
After school, the game finally finished downloading. I was excited to play the only Sonic game I never played. Unfortunately, it was not the same game at all, as I found out the hard way... Playing it. I loaded the app, and the screen stayed black for ten seconds after the SEGA logo disappeared.
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I ran and ran right for ten seconds when... I bumped into some clone of Sonic, and the game froze for half of a second. I saw Sonic.EXE jump at the screen for a second, and flashed out of sight... But not without a very loud ear piercing roar that turned into a scream for twenty seconds. It started flashing eleven seconds after Sonic.EXE vanished... But with all of his victims. The noise stopped finally and the words "Help Me" appeared for a tenth of a second before finally disappearing. The noise stopped too. Thank goodness that noise was over! But then the next level was You're Gonna Die. WTF was that? Then... It showed that I was trapped between a rock and a hard place... Literally. Then everything cut to black three seconds later. Glass shattered for a second, and then... I heard Sonic.EXE brutally murdering Sonic in the black screen. There were a lot of gory sounds in the murder too. Almost fifty seconds later... My character was dead. It stayed black for seven more seconds and then the Game Over card appeared in the black screen with my name under it. How the fuck does he know my name?!
 
Six seconds later he shoved his face at the screen again for two whole seconds with a message under him saying "IT'S TIME TO CONTROL!!!". It closed and the game ended. I deleted the app and madevsuremade sure it was banned from existence... And that is exactly what I did. No one had to worry about the very loud jumpscaresjump-scares from this game, and the brutality of Sonic's death anymore. The End!
 
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