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I sometimes translate some text on the screen with my computer. But one in particular caught my interest.
It translates "Pikachu really likes you...," and it's kind of funny. Oak didn't say it. It just popped up in the middle of the screen in a red text box.
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It was fat; very, very fat. It's cheeks were swollen to the size where you could fill them with three baseballs (I double-checked this with actual balls). It's eyes, once round and cheerful, were squashed and red dots seemed to hover inside. It could barely keep its tongue in.
It wasn't friendly at all. I looked up at me with pure hatred. A text box appeared in my vision. "すきです。
It bit my leg several times. Now it's to the point where the limb just hangs by a few thin muscles. It began to repeat its "Iloveyou" phrase over and over again in a demonic tone that was not of a Pikachu while crying blood. It was very satanic... then I heard it repeat "666" and a red text box appeared in my vision again say the same thing. It tried to do an electric attack, but failed and its only accomplishment was shitting on my rug. I glanced behind me and saw it vomit blood. It was very hyper-realistic.
I quickly crawled away, with this book in hand, with my one useable leg and arms. I found my Mom and Dad dead on the floor, their necks were eaten at... almost like Pikachu wanted me all for itself. I cut the power and phone lines and nailed the doors to exit my house shut. Then I boarded up the windows from the outside to keep the thing inside. On them, I read it written in blood: "''すきです！''
Right now, I'm hiding in the vents. I hear it making gurgling noises and humming a strange tune. A very familiar tune. From what I know of Pokémon, it might have been the Lavender Town song.
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