Holder of Taco Bell: Difference between revisions

At 3 AM in the morning, after you've jacked off into a sewer vent using barbecue sauce as a lube and claimed biweekly unemployment benefits, walk into any Taco Bell in Des Moines, Iowa. Make sure that your cashier has red hair and freckles and a penis. Ask him/her if he/she directed ''A Beautiful Mind''. If that person says yes, bark like a dog seventeen times and tell him/her that you like turtles. The employee in question will lead you into the backroom. There, using unexpired salsa as your lube this time, masturbate into the meat hose. The meat hose will be full of semen. Spray this semen meat into the next fifty taco shells. Make sure you lick the taco shells with your tongue, and take a picture with your 80s-style cell phone. When you get home, upload the pic to the Internet and force it into becoming a meme.