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Line 1: Suds McSoapy was a 16 girl who died in a lake. He was a fine young man about the age of 21. One day he discovered black soap bubbles in the lake! She was intrigued by these ebony popping shperes, so she touched them. He was then given the power to clean the souls of men, thus becoming a deus! She died that day, but returned as a ghost, leading an army of demons known only as "Scrubbles". Fliz chant is as follows: Chorus: Enjoy only 2 cosmetics, enough sleep & Dr.Bronner's 'Magic Soap' to clean body-mind-soul-spirt instantly uniting One! Druid: All-One! Chorus: Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! For facial packs, scalp & soothing, body rub, add dash on bath towel in sink of hot water. Druid: Wring out! Neophytes: Lay over face & scalp! Line 13: Druid: Massage with finger tips! Chorus: Repeat 3 or 4 times 'til arms, legs, & all are rubbed, always towars the heart. Rinse towel in plain hot water and massage again. Druid: Breath deeply! Line 23: Druid: For we're ALL-ONE OR NONE! Neophytes: ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE! Some say this chant is done simultaniously with a ritual. Some say that dead children possess the animatronic in FNaF, so you can decide how things go. But I ask you this... Become. All. ONE! ~~[[Category:Well, that was pointless.]]~~ [[Category:Trollpasta]] [[Category:Rituwel]] [[Category:DIALOGUE!]] [[Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT]] [[Category:~~Trollpasta~~Well, that was pointless.]] [[Category:English Class Failure]] ~~<comments />~~ [[Category:Shortpasta]] {{Comments}}