How I Became a Trollpasta (HYPERREALISTIC EDITION!!!!): Difference between revisions

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I made them look at my eye and then I transformed into my poorly mspainted girl, they all looked astonished. I said: "And SIR PATRIXXX, don't you know your not my boyfriend Poot, right?" Sanic replied: "AR U FAL IN LOV WIT POOTIS?" I responded: "Oh they here to POOT.". I asked Slenderpyass: "Can I see the number 2 POOT please?" SlenderShaq said in amazement: "TWO POOTISES?!" SIR PATRIXXX then said: "Alright then..." and ran off to get Pootis. We all waited patiently until Sir Patrixxx brought Jackass back and Jackass asked: "wut??" SlenderShaq and the crew left. [[File:POOTIS.exeSTOPPEDWORKINGOMGWHY.png|400px]]
 
I asked: "Are you Jackass?" He replied: "Yes". I showed him a picture of my bf also named Jackass. We were in a grass field dancing like muscle man with red bandana. I said to myself: "He is so nice." and I could here him think out loud and he saID: "She is so cute." I was phoning him to tell him im ok. And I could here Jack say: "I can not in love with a girl I don't know and her boyfriend gonna kiss my ass. But she just so cute to me." I ignored him and I assumed he was talking about Playtime Girl or Sissy. He than left. The next day, when I was waking up I still had my eyes shut. I heard Jackass come into my room and say: "She so cute, when she's sleeping"