How I Became a Trollpasta (HYPERREALISTIC EDITION!!!!)

Hello, my name is Leah and I'm 13 years old. This is a story about how I became a Trollpasta.

It was a Tuesday, when I entered the school unwillingly, I was the type of student that is shy, socially awkward and jealous student, also I've been unlucky in my life that I had no friends, bullied by the popular girls for some fucking reason, sexually harassed by the male teachers thrice my age and the kid who gets raped by the moronic principal and vice principal not once, but five times a week.

It was 2:30 PM, the school was ended, and I could go home, but I have to run quickly to get that damn home, because my m̵͙͆̋̌̀͝o̶͓̱̝̬͔̐̚͝m̶̺̠̍̿̐ really hats it when I end up late. Tbh, I feel a lot safer at school since my ṕ̷̢̟̲̓̂ä̶̝̠͉̺́̌̀̏̓r̴̦͌̿͌͝e̵͚͒͐̏n̶̨̗̈́̈̽t̶̝̫̘̳͑̃ͅs̷̢̺̞̄ are one thousand times worse. I was sprinting home, despite the bruises on my legs. I'm finally arrived home, I looked down at my Nokia 3310 and realized it was 4:49 PM. "Shit, ḿ̵̳̩͕͑̃̑́o̶̖̹̝̦̿͋̀̂m̴̧̟̈́̑͜'s gonna get berserk", I thought to myself.

I was ready to open the house's door, scared to be fucked up by her. As I opened the door, I was greeted by a vodka bottle smashing on my head. "YOU LITTLE BITCH, YOU'RE FUCKING LATE AGAIN, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE HAVING A PUNISHMENT, YOU LITTLE WHORE!11!!1", she yelled. She grabbed my hair and smashed my head against the wall. Hyper-Realistic blood pouring out of my forehead and nose. "Stop..." I said, drowning in my tears. "Y̶̨̡̝̗̲̍̉̔͘o̸̧̯̯̓̈͆͗͜ȕ̷͍͌̅̿͝ ̴̼̹̈́͐̅͒w̶̹̪͍͎͓͛̌à̶̠͔͎̖̀͘͘͜n̴̻̾̆́́͝ṱ̴̬̙̜̽́̃͜ ̵̬̙̭̦̼̽̾̆̊͝m̸̠̭̭͕͋̊̎͠e̵͕͎̳͗̐̅͊͠ ̸͓͊͜t̷̯̜̘̎͝o̵͕͇͗ ̴̩͌̄̕͝s̷̆͌̑͝ͅt̵͙̻̀ͅő̶̳͈̺͚p̶̱͛̅̏,̵̻̘̳͚̃͒ͅ ̷̳̱̦͓̩̿̂̽̓h̸̘̼̺̘̐̌̍͋u̶̡̪͆̊͛͠ͅh̴͚̓͆?̶̻̾" she questioned furiosly as she let go of my beatiful white hair, and started kicking me (my balls) in the stomach making me vomit out hyper-realistic blood everywhere. "D̴͖͐͊͑͂̈ͅi̴̡̨͇̥̥̔̀͝s̸̨̖̜̈q̵̪͈͕͙̤́͛ū̴̟͆ỉ̵̭̺̙̆̈́̚͜s̸͍̀̃͠t̵͚̻̂́͋̇ï̷͔̝̹͍ń̸͓̺g̸͕̫͕̯͛" she said as she spat on me with the vodka. She walked away, chuckling psychology and leaving me lying down on the cold hard floor. I didn't know what to do anymore.

I remember that my dad leaves his work at 5:00 PM and he's a MILLION times worse than my mom so I've decided to run away and never looked back. I've arrived at a windy forest, sat down feeling the cold breeze. A few minutes late, I've heared the earraped music from Sonic 1, fastly approaching towards me so I've sprung up to see if it's my dade or something. But to my suprise, it was a mspainted version of Sonic The Hedgehog from Sonic The Hedgehog series, with the text said: "CUMON, STEP IT UP!1!!11!" with his poorly painted eyes and he's holding a pasta can of Sonic.

I had a smile of stupid shit forming on my face. He introduced himself as Sanic and he declared: "HEY THERE KIDDO! ISN'T IT PAST YOUR BEDTIME, YOU SHOULD EAT MY OWN SPAGHETS". He then chared at me with his pasta can of Sonic, but then I teleported away using Console commands. Luckily, I had a small box of OBAMIUM in my hands and then I transformed into OBAMA, so I've decided teleport behind him and I said "SPRITE CRANBERRY!" with an goofy look on my face. I then jumped at him with all my OBAMA force, I could tell he looked happied.

However, something stopped me and turned back as stupid fangirl. Is that a.... Heavy's Sandwich? I could hear a faint staticky voice "ENOUGH!". I fainted. At least I pretended to be. I felt this creature's hand grab me. It's hands were extremely bony and long. I could hear the gay say "Sorry, Boss", then the creature said: "Alright, let's get her to our house".

After a long walk cycle, we arrived at their house. The wooden old door slammed shut and it broke and I could hear a annoying kiddo yelled ecstatically: "LET'S PLAY!" I was suprised that they were raising a sweet, innocent and poorly painted child to be a goddamn annoying. The creature replied: "FUCK OFF, KIDDO!" and then the little girl responded in undersatading: "Fine, you fucking pussy". The Creature declared "I'm going to take her to the bed" and then everyone responded with "k".

I could hear the creature's footsteps on the slamming metal floor. He then laid me down on an shitty uncomfortable bed. I can tell he's a friendly basketball player. After a few hours, I fell asleep like a pussy.

The next day, I woke up. The place looked incredibly poorly espacially with the windows (I swear). there were John Cenas in holes in the walls, the paint is peeling off like a banana from the originally poorly painted wallpapers, there was ketchups all over the walls, it smelled like shit, there were penises and amogus figures wounds on the dip, and there was a SKELETON POPPED OUT of nowhere. I was shocked, I thought out loud: "Bruh, whatever. I'm going to take a shower".

I went to the bathroom door, I gently lay my hand on the distastefull and slightly detached lever hanging off the wetu, petrifiedwood trim that I assumed used to act as the door handle slot for this postal between myself and the batthroom, seperating me from the potential Okuyasu's asshole, I was soon to witness. I pull the door open and then, I stand spectator to what was one of the most grossing shit sights and scents that my senses have ever had the piece of shit indignation of coming into contact with. I dreadfully positioned my eyes in front of the indecipherable russian lieutenant who sitting on washing machine menacingly. And then I almost missaw as "There is no God, there is only fever memes on this shithouse", with every observable surface seeming to be stained in a massive variation of dark black, dark brown, dark red, dark green and dark blue.

I didn't have time to fully regard that fucking toilet and skin, but if my memory serves me well, I recall seeing a moldy moss substance, like in a Petri dish, protruding around the rims of fucking toilet seat and the sink faucet, as if it was a breathing cellular structure usurping it's porcelian throne. I ignored it and assumed I was on a ç̴͉̓́͆̿o̷͉̮͗̅̑̿ċ̴̘̗͔̚̚a̶̜̞͖̞̓̈́͝i̵̛̱̝͇̐̐̽̿ͅn̵̮̍̓̄̃͠e̵̜̠̣͔͝ by eating a Krabby Patty that contains with ç̴͉̓́͆̿o̷͉̮͗̅̑̿ċ̴̘̗͔̚̚a̶̜̞͖̞̓̈́͝i̵̛̱̝͇̐̐̽̿ͅn̵̮̍̓̄̃͠e̵̜̠̣͔͝, so I took my clothes off and got into the grotesque hyper-realistic bloodied tub and took a shower. The water was awful and putrid shit, but I used as much soap shampoo as I could.

I got out of the shower and went back to my bedroom to put some clothes on because I was walking naked in the hallyway. I checked my wardrobe and saw nothing but a blue shorts and red blouse and the mask that looks like Bob the builder's face. I proceeded to walk to the mirror to see how I look and noticed that I really looks like shitass's mother from minecraft.

I exited my room to go downstairs. I could hear the people burst out laughing as I was walking downstairs. I perceived a muscle man with the red bandana on his head, he seems to be irriated, the same little girl that was happy because of my arrival, a mspainted version of little girl with red shirt and blue pants with the black shoes. A boomer that was heavily twitching and wearing red coat with his trollface like face wearing sunglasses and drinking Monster Energy, the mspainted sonic who tried to give me some pasta cans of Sonic, and another one is Patrick from Spongebob with mustache and monocle. It seemed that they were all dancing at muscle man.

The mspainted little girl noticed me and said: "Hello Leah!", I replied: "H-hi?" They all introduced themselves. The muscle man with red bandana was named Ricardo Milos, the mspainted sonic whp tried to give me pasta can was Sanic, the little girl was Playtime Girl from Bald, the baghead was THE MAN WITH A BAG, the boomer with red coat was Donte from Devil May Cry Series, the Patrick from Spongebob was SIR PATRIXXX, and another Patrick which was different than the Sir PATRIXXX was named just Patrixxx, Teh red blood hyper-realistic guy named REDMAN, a Spanish old boomer with the black hat on it named El Donte, weirdo with green mushroom like head was named Vinny from Vinesauce, psychologicaly damaged crabman known as Mr. Krabs, a 19-year old Iranian kiddo name Amir aka N&A Productions, a mentally instable guy with clipboard named Mr. Clipboard from Foodfight!, a vampire gay named DIO, an edgy fishy emo teenager named Jeff, a muscle man twitch streamer was Tyler1, a black fangirl named Jane, and little girl by the name of Sally, an obsessed fangirl of edgy emo fish boi was Nina, Meme man of course, DaBaby, master call of duty player named SHOOP da WOoooooOP and the creature introduced himself as SlenderShaq and said: "Time for eat".

They all sat on a dining table. I was going to sit next to Ricardo Milos because he was the cutest strong man, but SlenderShaq stopped me and gave me a snickers, I then disappeared because I can't let people see my black edgy eyes. After eating some shits, the entire crew approached me, SlenderShaq asked:"Are you a master of all trollpastas?" I was confused with his question. He then goofily made his question clearer by saying: "Show us your eye." I replied: "Ugh. Fine I will let you see it."

I made them look at my eye and then I transformed into my poorly mspainted girl, they all looked astonished. I said: "And SIR PATRIXXX, don't you know your not my boyfriend Poot, right?" Sanic replied: "AR U FAL IN LOV WIT POOTIS?" I responded: "Oh they here to POOT.". I asked Slenderpyass: "Can I see the number 2 POOT please?" SlenderShaq said in amazement: "TWO POOTISES?!" SIR PATRIXXX then said: "Alright then..." and ran off to get Pootis. We all waited patiently until Sir Patrixxx brought Jackass back and Jackass asked: "wut??" SlenderShaq and the crew left.

I asked: "Are you Jackass?" He replied: "Yes". I showed him a picture of my bf also named Jackass. We were in a grass field dancing like muscle man with red bandana. I said to myself: "He is so nice." and I could here him think out loud and he saID: "She is so cute." I was phoning him to tell him im ok. And I could here Jack say: "I can not in love with a girl I don't know and her boyfriend gonna kiss my ass. But she just so cute to me." I ignored him and I assumed he was talking about Playtime Girl or Sissy. He than left. The next day, when I was waking up I still had my eyes shut. I heard Jackass come into my room and say: "She so cute, when she's sleeping"

The next day, when I opened my eyes I saw that he left me a note next to my bed. I then read the note what is saiys "Fuck off, Bitch" then I remembered that I had a school that day. I put my clothes on and teleported to the kitchen to get some Sprite Cranberry. Jackass gave me a doughnut and I ate it. I teleported using console commands to school and saw all my friends there.

My friend Gabi (from Attack on Titan), my brother Jon (from Garfield) and my boyfriend Jackass ran to hug me like a missles. The bell rang on we went to class. We were learning about Meme Master. The teacher asked: "Who know one of in Meme Master". I raised my hand. The teacher said: "Yes, Leah?" I then replied "SlenderShaq from JOJO" and the teacher said: "Correct. Anyone else?" Jackass raised his hand and he said: "BOSNIAN POOTIS". I was awestruck. How did he know about him? I realized the teacher was... scared? She said: "Do you know about him? Is that you?" He then said: "No. I just have the same name as him, hahahaha ayy lmfao XD" The teacher sighed in relief.

After all the classes, as I was leaving with Gabi (from Attack on Titan), we walked through the halls. My bf Jackass appeared in front of me, he slammed me into the lockers and said: "I love you" I asked scaredly: "Jackass? What the fuck are you doing?" He responds: "I'm not your boyfriend Jackass" he proceeds to rip off his face revealing his black hat "I am Russian Leuitenant, named Ivan Petrovich."

I teleported home because using console commands, I got so scared. I appeared in the living room. I noticed that the crew was standing in a circle laughing, I went to see what they were laughing at. I almost cried. They killed my boyfriend (mmm whatcha say music plays from filthyfrank).

I ran upstairs to grieve and lament. I couldn't believe it, I thought these "memepeople" are nice, guess I was wrong. I threw myself on my uncomfortable wooden bed and bawl as loud as I could to make these fuckers get filled with remorse and shame for what they have done.  As I was crying, Russian Leuitenant opened the door gently, I was the angriest at him. I got up and told him wrathfully: "What the fuck are you doing here?!". "We are so sorry, Leah." He replied as he was caressing my face. I shoved his arm away from my face and responded: "But you guys killed my boyfriend who is soon to be my husbando like Straizo.". He then became very persistent with his apology and said with large edgy eyes: "Please Leah, we are so sorry, we did this, because he was an assaholic gay who made a huge mistake."

He speaks in broken English with Russian accent but I can tell the message he's trying to get across. I think he was trying to say that they only kill gay people (since they are anti-gay killers). Since I come from a Islamic family, I became extremely happy when he said that because mommy told me that assaholic gay people are made by HIM (from Powerpuff girls) and should be killed, and so I gave him a second chance. Wait. In the moment of writing, currently, I realized that my boyfriend was... gay? Wow. Maybe he did deserve it.

I disappeared and went to the dining table to eat, I ate a ALMIGHTY LOAF of bread. Russian Leutinant approached me, took off his hat, smacked the ALMIGHTY LOAF off my hands and tried to kiss my ass in front of EVERYONE. To be honest, he looked extremely hot without his hat, he had a face chiseled by God, had luscious short brown hair and he had adorable edgy eyes that I could drown in ALL. DAY. LONG.

I noticed that Mr. SlendyShaqy appeared right in between us and he yelled irritatedly: "GET OUT OF MY DINING ROOM!". I then got so angry at Russian Leutinant that I transformed into my mspainted form and I teleported us into a grass field abroad. He said: "OK I'm in." I used my staff of memes to throw an energy ball at him but he dodged it. I tackled him and he stabbed me with two butterfly knifes right in my VIRGINIA (from Dragonzball PeePee). We both duked it out until he gave up, I beat him to a pulp and I was overly proud of myself about it. I was thinking about killing him but he was bleeding from the forehead and he was pleading for me to stop.

Wait, this is all too familiar, I remember now. This reminded me about the time mommy beat the shit out of me up. I can never get over that trauma, and I understand how he felt so I stopped and helped him up. I remembered that I had healing powers with my [CRAZY DIAMONDO], I gave him all the energy I had left and I healed him, I was about to faint, for real this time. As I was about to faint I could feel Jackass's firm hands holding me and teleporting me to my pigsty of a bedroom, and I could vaguely discern Slendy slamming the door down, growing his tendrils and wrapped one around Eyeless Jack's abdomen. All I could hear was SlendShaq's staticky voice saying: "IS SHE OK!?!?!??1/1?1!?"  and then I fainted.

The next day, I woke up to see Russian Leutinant named "Ivan Petrovich" on the foot of my bed saying: "Wake up. Eat your food and go see SlenderShaq" In an irritated voice. I got up, stretched, rubbed my eyes and teleported to the dining area to eat my food. After eating my food, I teleported to Slenderoo (from Australia)'s office and what I found scarred me for life. I found SlenderShaq standing beside a Zoomer who is hanging on the wall. Her limbs were chained to the wall, who was bleeding and she was naked like the day she was born. What really horrified me was that she had numerous scars on her face and she looked like she had a facial deformity which made her permanently smile.

SlenderShaq requested me to kiss her ass. I absolutely refused, he became persistent with his requests and that PISSED ME OFF. I transformed into my mspainted self, the girl looked frightened despite her permanent smile and SlenderShaq looked terrified despite him having goofy smile on his face. I threw an energy ball at him but despite all my efforts, he dodged it by teleporting. He teleported behind me and said: "Fine we can let her go." I was contented, even the worst of monsters have mercy.

Later, I went to the living room to see Jackass and Sir PATRIXXX duke it out, SlendaSha stopped them, as he stopped them there was a heavy knock on the rusty two-century-old door. "Who could that be?" I asked. SlenderShaqboi said: "I'll check." SlenzerZhaq opened the door and saw a beautiful small boy with sky blue hair crying say: "Please can I stay here for one day please." He introduced herself as Hope.

I was empathetic for this boy, then I noticed Sanic. Sanic had a hyper-realistic bloodlust look in his eyes and then I whispered to him: "For the love of God, don't kiss his ass at him." SlenderShaqdude nodded in agreement and gave him a tissue. Playtime Girl was cheerful and asked him: "LETS PLAY", but I heard Sanic mutter out loud "That Pinkgay gonna die".

Playtime Girl and PATRIXXX walked upstairs to play house or something, I didn't know he was guy until Sanic mentioned it so I declared: "Are we going to kill that gay or what?". They all said kill in slow and repetitive pace just like zombies.

A few moments later, we were planning on how to kill that gay son of a bitch, our planning was interrupted by Hope annoyingly greeting us: "HEY GUYYYYYS". We didn't wanna be douches and tell him to go fuck himself so we said: "Hi hope!" he then said: "Oh like you're doing right now?" No one replied to that question so we ignored it. He then brushed it off and said: "So... what are you guys doing?" I then didn't know how to reply to him: "Uhhhhh... we are..." then Sanic said: "PLAYING GAMES!". He then abruptly left with saying bye, like, 9 times.

The next day, Hope and I are talking even though N&A Production's m̷͊̆̾͂͛̎́ͦ̾̉ͮͦ̐͑̚҉̸̰͙̘̗͓̩̫̦̰́ơ̢̰̗͖̥̣̺͉̯̯̜̟̮̱̇̿͛ͧ̋̔̎͌̇͗̓̃̈ͤ̾͘͠ͅm̷̢̼̜͚͕̻͍͎̣̩ͫ̇̈̈́̂̽̉̃̑ͮ͂͋ͫ̒͗̓ͥ̇̚͘͟͠m̨̳̩̘͙͙͔̠͇̻̗̯͕̪͎̃ͨ̑̍̿̾͝y̴̡̼̞͈̜̥͚͍ͬ̌͑͗̂͢͟ told me not to talk to demons like the assaholic gay people, but he was actually really nice despite his sexuality. I changed my mind on killing him, but our lovely conversation ended and he decided to talk to SlenderShaqizino. He walked downstairs with me, and I noticed the crew circulated the corpse of a little Triangle Boi and said: "food" repeatedly. Hope witnessed it and I could tell he was traumatized, he screamed for my name and I ran as fast as I could.

Hope then said frightenedly: "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THEY KILL US". I didn't know what to say, I told him this which scared him: "They are just going to kill you, not me." With a cringy smile on my face. He then said nervously: "no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no". The last words he heard was me saying: "I'm sorry, Hope." As Jackass jumped on him decapitating him in the worst possible way.

The Pringles Guy from PilotRedSun then said: "Are you guys hungry?" they all said yes. I said: "same". After eating, Slendergay congratulated me by saying: "Good job, child. I'm going to go somewhere." Playtime Girl was going to go play and I was staring at Ivan Petrovich's menacing eyes on his face. He noticed me and said in concern: "What are you looking at?" I replied obnoxiously: "Teme..." He then said while blushing: "WELL STOP THEN BLYAT" I said: "Fine". Everyone left.

The next day, I woke up to Sir Patrixxx slamming with two nokia phones that is playing with the arabic tune into each other as he obnoxiously yell: "Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up" with his menacingly face. I then said annoyed: "OK FUCKING OK" he then said: "Good... the food is on the dining table". A few minutes later, I teleported to school and saw Gabi and Jon but not Jackass. I greeted them: "Hey guys!". They all greeted me back as the bell rang. At class, we had a new classmate, he introduced himself as Joe Mama, he was actually really edgy. The teacher told him to take a seat and the teacher requested us to draw people, truck cat or doges. After class, my friends and I we're sitting on the roof conversing, Ming Lao asked John if he did YouTube but he said he didn't. The bell rang and I screamed: "LUNCH TIME!" Joe Mama adds: "I forgot to bring mine" I gave my lunch to him because I wanted to be nice to so he can get in my panties. He thanked me, and that turned me on. After all the classes, we all said bye to each other and I went back home, what I saw traumatized me for good reason to.

So that's the story of How I Became of Trollpasta, if you really enjoyed this story please like and subzcribe toooo mai chneel and dont forgat to add me as a friend on fazebuk or some websaites

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