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== Part 4: The Cave of Mutahar[[Category:ENGLISH, MUDDAFUGGA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!]][[Category:David Bowie]][[Category:Shrek]][[Category:Faze]][[Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT]][[Category:Benjamin]][[Category:James Woods]][[Category:Sanic]][[Category:Gaben]] ==
After the humiliating defeat of Sonic.exe we came to perhaps our most dangerous challenge yet: The Cave of Mutahar. Considering Mutahar was an elder trollpasta being in his own rights we decided we couldn't approach him directly. We voted the disembodied voice to go in there and investigate. He protested saying "Fuck da police, I aintt doing it!" Eventually we just beat the shit out of him and he was forced into the cave. He didntt come out for a while so we went in after him. What we found was unbearable, Mutahar was sitting, narrating the death of the disembodied voice as he killed him. "Jerry couldn't bear it, mounds of shit dropped onto him as he was beaten by Mutahar." He narrarated. "Wait, wait, wait. His name is Jerry? The voice has a name?" "Yeah I do asshole, you never bothered to learn it did you?" Jerry the Disembodied Voice said. I flew into the air at Mutahar, but he was too... SOGGY. HA!!! GIT IT GUYS? SOGGY!!!! Anywho Mutahar grabbed me from the air and stuck me up his nostril. We were losing quickly and Mutahar was too powerful. He had already pinned down James Woods before I could charge up my signature attack with a long name. James squealed before Mutahar gave him a wet willy and proceeded to narrarate in great detail how it happened. I managed to escape the nostril of Mutahar before opening a pack of Doritos and pouring a bottle of Mountain Dew into it. I consumed the Dewritos and gained temporary MLG status. I 360 noscoped Mutahar which managed to stun him, allowing us to escape with our lives.
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