How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Shrek: Difference between revisions

We began our long trek to our destination. On the way we found a McDaniels and decided to get a bite to eat. We sat at literally the shittiest table and waited to be served. It turned out to be a trap though as the waiter wsswas actually Sonic.exe in disguise! I had to think quickly so I threw James Woods at Sonic.exe then began to mercilessly beat both of them. Me and Sonic.exe flew through the roof into the air. I donkey punched him 69 times and he gave me a titty twister. I bit of his ear and he tore out my appendix, I pissed in his eyes and he gave me a colonic irrigation. After much fighting I gain the upper hand, doing a quadruple back flip and kicking him into a cage full of wild, ravenous, Nicholas Cages. They ate him and of course broke out because YOU CANT CAGE THE CAGE. The whole time for some reason the disembodied voice had been dressed up like a sexy cheerleader and was dancing for us. I was quite disgusted by this but took peace in knowing that at least somebody appreciated my fighting skills. Sonic.exe wasn't done though, one of the cages had pooped out his right ear and frim there he regenerated like Cell from Dragon Ball Z. I was too weakened from the last fight so I tagged James Woods in. James, you put up a good fight, but in the immortal words of Sonic: "You were too slow!" James Woods threw 1.47474874 million punches, half of which actually hit, 5.4387 of which actually hurt Sonic.exe. James Woods was pummled by Sonic.exe's penetration (teehee) attack. Luckily he gave me just enough time to charge up my signature attack. The Mondo Super Holy Shit SHREKT Laser of Love and Life, which would completely obliterate that overused croopypoosta character. I fired it at Sonic.exe and it destroyed him completely.James Woods, beaten and battered, had joined the disembodied voice in a skimpy cheerleaders outfit. Disgraceful

After the humiliating defeat of Sonic.exe we came to perhaps our most dangerous challenge yet: The Cave of Mutahar. Considering Mutahar was an elder trollpasta being in his own rights we decided we couldn't approach him directly. We voted the disembodied voice to go in there and investigate. He protested saying "Fuck da police, I aintt doing it!" Eventually we just beat the shit out of him and he was forced into the cave. He didnttdidn't come out for a while so we went in after him. What we found was unbearable, Mutahar was sitting, narrating the death of the disembodied voice as he killed him. "Jerry couldn't bear it, mounds of shit dropped onto him as he was beaten by Mutahar." He narrarated. "Wait, wait, wait. His name is Jerry? The voice has a name?" "Yeah I do asshole, you never bothered to learn it did you?" Jerry the Disembodied Voice said. I flew into the air at Mutahar, but he was too... SOGGY. HA!!! GIT IT GUYS? SOGGY!!!! Anywho Mutahar grabbed me from the air and stuck me up his nostril. We were losing quickly and Mutahar was too powerful. He had already pinned down  James Woods before I could charge up my signature attack with a long name. James squealed before Mutahar gave him a wet willy and proceeded to narrarate in great detail how it happened. I managed to escape the nostril of Mutahar before opening a pack of Doritos and pouring a bottle of Mountain Dew into it. I consumed the Dewritos and gained temporary MLG status. I 360 noscoped Mutahar which managed to stun him, allowing us to escape with our lives.