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"Everybody! Get out of the living room!
"That
"It is,
So her sister, brother, and mother decided to go to the mall so she could use the living room to play her game. She
Everything was going swimmingly as she passed through the decrepit facility. As Wheatley would speak to Chell, she would reply to him out loud; she liked talking to video games when she was alone. Wheatley accidentally woke up GLaDOS and she teasingly cursed him for it. When GLaDOS crushed her buddy, she called the computer a few names that she
So she put up with
Finally, Wheatley helped her escape the tests. They sabotaged the turrets and cut off
"Do NOT plug that little idiot into my mainframe!
"No, you SHOULD plug that little idiot into the mainframe,
"I love you, Wheatley!
Then she used portals to get to the button and pressed it. She felt bad for little Wheatley as he was lowered into the ground. He went through such pain whenever she played this. But then GLaDOS screamed in autotuned agony, and she felt worse for her. (I bet it BARELY hurt her!
But then Wheatley was all excited with his new body. She was happy for him, but she always dreaded when he would suddenly turn on her and shove her down an elevator shaft. (Well, that makes me feel bad.)
"
The elevator started to lift, but instead of
"Dammit,
The elevator lowered again and there was a red glow coming from the floor just below Wheatley. But he said something entirely different from the normal gameplay.
"You know,
"What?
"I know what I was about to do,
"What?! What are you doing, you little imbecile?!
"
"
"YOU KNOW VERY BLOODY WELL WHAT I MEAN!
She jumped at
"You let me fly out into space with a defective core that
She suddenly
"ANSWER ME!
*DING*
"Ah! Here we are!
Leah
"
"You killed
"Well, yeah, but so did you,
"Good point.
"Name now?
"
"
"
"I want to be out there,
"Well, you
"
"As if that would help you escape.
White captions suddenly appeared on the screen.
"The point is, if we can store music on a compact disc, why can't we store a man's intelligence and personality on one?
Wheatley deleted everything after the comma after "
"Because
"Oh really?
A surge of electricity traveled from the Xbox through the controller and into her body where it settled in her skull.
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Annnnnd that is the story of how I, Wheatley, came to be in this world. I
Oh!
Anyway,
Bye!
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