How Jeff the Killer Fucked Up Christmas: Difference between revisions
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Jeff snuck into the town on Christmas Eve, and he started stealing all the fucking presents. He took everything from the littlest toys to the biggest Christmas trees. Jeff was on a fucking mission to destroy the holiday, and he was succeeding.
While he was stealing all the shit, a song played, “you’re a bastard, Mr. Jeff,” the signer said. “You really are a bitch, you’re as cuddly as a tampon, you’re as charming as a
“You’re a dickhead, with termites on your ass, you have all the sourness of a rotten lemon pie, Mr. Jeff, given the choice of you guys, I’d choose the rotten pie,” the song sang.
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