How Jeff the Killer Fucked Up Christmas: Difference between revisions

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The people saw a chance to reform Jeff, so they decided to teach him the true meaning of Christmas. They invited him to a fucking party, and Jeff reluctantly agreed to go. He was not interested in any of that shit, but he wanted to see what the fuss was about.
 
At the party, Jeff met a guy named Santa Claus. Santa was a jolly and, drunk, and fat old fuck who was all about spreading joy and happiness. Jeff thought he was a pussy and wanted to punch him in the face, but Santa gave him a fucking present.
 
Jeff had never received a present before, and he was fucking confused. He didn't know what to do with it, so he opened it. It was a fucking ugly sweater with reindeer shit all over it. Jeff was pissed, but he didn't want to look like a fucking asshole, so he put it on.
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