How Jeff the Killer Fucked Up Christmas: Difference between revisions

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Jeff was soon out on his usual killing spree when he stumbled upon a group of people decorating a giant tree with colorful shit. He had never seen anything like that before and was fucking curious. So, he approached the group and asked them what the fuck they were doing.
 
The people were scared shitless of Jeff, but they managed to gather the courage to explain to him that they were decorating the tree for Christmas. Jeff had never really liked Christmas before, but he still was not intrigued.
 
So, he went around town, asking people why they loved Christmas so much. They all told him the same fucking thing - that it was a time for love, kindness, and giving. Jeff thought this was a bunch of bullshit, but he kept asking around.
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