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"Okay, mister..." We stood silent because we didn't know his name.
 
 
[[File:La_bete_Noire.jpg|thumb|This was La Bete Noire (A.K.A The Black Beast)]]
"Mister La Bete Noire." He lifted his head.
 
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"Let's play Rock, Paper, Scissors to see what the heck is in this bottle."
 
I confirmed, and I won. Johnny drinked all the "juice". He was showing some reactions to that acid. It... It was gross. His skin turned grey, hair turned blue, he vomited and left a big pile of shit like he was taking two packetspacket of laxatives. Some gang came, and I pulledhide himJohnny in the bushes to stay hidden. GangThey said: "Dafuq was here?"  and they all fainted. At that time, Johnny wakewoke up and said: "Brains... BRAINS!" and he ran to them in un - human speed. He broke their heads and ate their brain. Every time he ate one brain, he took a shit. When they're all being dead, he turned to me and said: "Uhhh... What happened to me? Hey, what happened to them?"
 
[[File:Johnny_Abatti.jpg|thumb|This is Johnny Abatti as a zombie.]]
 
un - human speed. He broke their heads and ate their brain. Every time he ate one brain, he took a shit. When they're all being dead, he turned to me and said: "Uhhh... What happened to me? Hey, what happened to them?"
 
I said in shock: "YOU happened!"
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