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Hi,
Ladies and gentlemen of the interwebz...I hold in my hand the unofficial rough-cut DVD copy of ''How Stella Got Her Groove Back 2: The Grooving''. Now
So anyways,
The movie opens with Stella walking into a convenience store. She grabs a banana from the fruit basket and hold it up to the cashier like a gun.
The cashier puts his arms up.
So anyways, Stella gets arrested for robbery and an unrelated prostitution charge and is sentenced to 5 hours in Yale with a Tree-Fiddy bail bond. Her best friend Delilah bails her out and drive her to her safe house.
"You don't mean..."
So then
The next scene shows the front of the museum. Two guards stand in front of the gate as Weird Al Yankovic walks up.
Meanwhile, Delilah and Stella sneak into the sewers across the street. They reach a long straight walkway leading to a ladder.
After exiting the sewers, they find themselves in a room across from the vault. As the guards pass by, they both fire darts in unison. Instead of putting them to sleep quietly however, the guards thrash around screaming as acid burned them to a pile of bones.
Stella and Delilah both dash to the vault and arm the C4 as alarms began sounding. The vault blows open and they run inside.
Stella stares at the Groove with mixed emotions. Inside the unidentified floating ball-thing is the formula for all things Groove. Without thinking, she grabs it from the podium. They only manage to get a few steps away when a loud
What happen next could only be described as something that could only be imagined when you inject cocaine, crystal meth, heroin, marijuana, and speed all at the same time: the three end up in a hallway with several doors. They duck into one of the rooms and the boulder follows, all while the Benny Hill theme starts playing. The scene continues with them running in and out of doorways like in Scooby-Doo. After about 3 and a half minutes the boulder decides it was bored and wants to go back to its own planet, so it hops into its rock ship and returns to Rock Planet.
When the three realize they lost their pursuer they flick on the lights, only to be greeted with a roomful of slimy alien eggs. The eggs start to open up one by one.
They dash out of the room as Facehuggers lunge attack the black guy that no one paid attention to until now. Full-grown aliens crawl out of the ceiling tiles and give chase. Just when Delilah trips and is about to get killed, a Predator uncloaks and starts killing the aliens. After killing all the aliens, the Predator turns his weapons on Delilah (
When they get to the roof, the helicopter is waiting to take off. More Predators leap onto the roof from nearby buildings.
Surprise,
Indy pulls out a scale-model of The Ark from his jacket.
Just then the
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So anyways Delilah charges her chest-cannon-black-hole thing and fires, creating a small black hole that sucks her and BURNING-DOT-TORRENT-DOT-EXE inside.
Stella falls to her knees in disbelief. She holds back tears as Indy puts his hand on her shoulder.
Stella looks up at Indy.
So there you have it folks. Make of it what you will, but I believe this unreleased movie was meant to see the public eye. Because
Fuckfuckfuck the Illuminati found out I got ahold of the DVD! Someone, anyone, send help!
No! Not Fluffy! Anything but that!
Oh God please descend from the heavens and kick this
Okay okay, please
(Sound of gunshots, followed by the sounds of screaming and dry humping, then a loud explosion, YEAH! EXPLOSIONS RULE, THEY RULE!!!)
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