How Super Smash Bros Ultimate gave me Demonic Powers (NO NORMIES ALLOWED): Difference between revisions

Sup bitches. So my name is Gregory, but I go by Edge. It's the name of my Sonic the Hedgehog OC, but we have simular personalities because he is my OC. I live in a suburban neighborhood with my two normie parents. Even though I live in a good neighborhood, you better not mess with me because my heart is full of darkness and my soul has been split into seven pieces, just like Voldemort. Have I ever mentioned I have a massive crush on Voldemort? Well I do. Also my favorite bands are Disturbed and Korn. I feel like their music reaches me in a way that no other music can. It really speaks to the darkness that lives inside me and the pain that I feel. No one understands me because I am as real as it gets. I have a yellow lab my parents named Clifford, but I call him Shadow because my favorite game (besides Super Smash Bros.) is Shadow the Hedgehog. All my classmates in school are plebs and I hope they trip and fall in a deep hole that leads strait to the depths of hell. Though to relieve my pain on this futile dirt we call Earth, I have two friends at school who get me. All three of us like Disturbed, Super Smash Bros, and hate normies. We first met in elementary at 4th grade when my parents moved to where we are now. They were cool because no one else liked them so obviously I would fit in with them. I remember in 6th grade that we had a sleepover. We had found this site and some articles called "creepypastas", and one of the articles said how to summoning Slender Man. I think we really did summon him because one of my friends said he had a vision of him in the woods outside our neighborhood. We stayed in my room all night not because we were scared, but because we were chilling. I would say their names, but since they have no part in this story it's not important to know their names. Shoutout to Blood Demon the Hedgehog, my homie. But that is a basic overview of who I am and what my disturbing life is like. But be warned, if you push me you might awaken the demon... IN ME!!!

I heard Mario coughing up blood in the corner. I ran over to his side and looked him in the eye. The last thing he was able to say was "t-t-thank y-y-ou O Dark Lord" and then he died. I screamed loudly and blasted a hole in the ceiling with my overpowered screaming powers. I then sat down on my bed and held the Switch in my hands. It had returned back to normal, except Mario and Sonic were no longer on the roster. At that moment I heard glass break in the kitchen. I ran into the kitchen and saw those three bullies breaking into my house to beat me up! However when they saw me their faces went pale. I smiled an evil smile and levitated above the ground, the chaos emeralds circling around me. They were now about to see what demon was awoken... IN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!